Any chance Newt will ever stop yakking?

[Bugsy McGurk]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................

 

[degsme]

Its what happens when he doesn't have a mistress to take up all that "patriotic energy"...

 

[Bugsy McGurk]

I wonder how Callista would react if Newt came home and said "Honey, I watched a John Wayne movie and heard a choir sing 'America the Beautiful' and, before I knew it, I was humping some floozie."

 

[degsme]

I wonder how Callista would react if Newt came home and said "Honey, I watched a John Wayne movie and heard a choir sing 'America the Beautiful' and, before I knew it, I was humping some floozie."

Well now that he's a devout Catholic, he doesn't have to do that. He can go to the local Parish, get his BJ from an altar boy, and immediately confess it and be absolved...