Queen Titania
Senator
Recently we have heard gun shots and weird screams on and off at odd times coming from over the road, which is a wooded area used for town kids 'roughing it' adventures, but when I've gone to investigate ..nothing, nothing to be heard or seen, well once I found the oddest remnents of a rabbit in the middle of the path, at least I thought it was a rabbit. didn't have my glasses on and buried it under leaves what ever it was.
This morn I was entertaining upstairs when the electicity went, shit I thought, my guest said they were working on the elctricy outside as he came in 'Huh don't bother to tell us now a days do they ?' I grumbled then came an explosion and another and another ............all sorts of shoutings and gun shots .........'what the [Unwelcome language removed] ?'as soon as guest went I threw on some clobber and marched down the road ! 'When are we going to be able to make a cuppa then ? !'' ''About five or ten mins'' ''Is that you making all that hallaballoo over there too'' Well no he said it wasn't and he too was perplexed soooooo I marched on over the road and through the woods. two, looked like, hoolgans in a corner ''What are you up to makeing all this racket !?'' LOL ......... They both started toward me, they were men not kids and the closer they got I realised they were serious fuckin' solders dressed in an odd way ''Its a humanitarian exercise '' said one ''Army'' said the other, they were taken by surprise and really didn't know what to do but I could see what they might like to do, lol ''A humanitarian exercise !!!!' I said 'Scaring the whole fuckin' neighbourhood out of the wits ! ..'' quickly quickly get out of their way, talk to the man in the vest the one in the ...he'll tell you all about it '' said the less serious one. A people carrier swung in a man jumped out dressed like a scare crow ..''Well ?'' say I ? ''It's a humanitarian excersize'' I got again ...........guns going off people being dragged out of the people carrier, woman screaming, men shouting ....'A humaitarina fuckin' exercise what sort of humaitarian fuckin' exercise ! frightening us all out of our wits, there is a woman over there with a tiny new baby And we can't even make a cuppa tea !!!''' ...lol 'thetr faces ! ................. it turns out they are training young Docs and Nurses who are about to go to War and the Police know and all sorts of other people know and we were suposed to have been warned and they won't do it again ! . He stood with his jaw on the ground watching me march away .....behind me women in yashmaks were being raped and another shot in the head, men screaming and bloody deafening gun shots .................And there is a jumble sale in the scout hut there this afternoon and I can still hear shots being fired , bizarre ................... what happens when the jumble sale begins ? That was the oddest thing the signs up for a jumble sale and they all looked like scare crows ......bizarre, In the middle of Sussex ! ...I haven't felt so English for years
This morn I was entertaining upstairs when the electicity went, shit I thought, my guest said they were working on the elctricy outside as he came in 'Huh don't bother to tell us now a days do they ?' I grumbled then came an explosion and another and another ............all sorts of shoutings and gun shots .........'what the [Unwelcome language removed] ?'as soon as guest went I threw on some clobber and marched down the road ! 'When are we going to be able to make a cuppa then ? !'' ''About five or ten mins'' ''Is that you making all that hallaballoo over there too'' Well no he said it wasn't and he too was perplexed soooooo I marched on over the road and through the woods. two, looked like, hoolgans in a corner ''What are you up to makeing all this racket !?'' LOL ......... They both started toward me, they were men not kids and the closer they got I realised they were serious fuckin' solders dressed in an odd way ''Its a humanitarian exercise '' said one ''Army'' said the other, they were taken by surprise and really didn't know what to do but I could see what they might like to do, lol ''A humanitarian exercise !!!!' I said 'Scaring the whole fuckin' neighbourhood out of the wits ! ..'' quickly quickly get out of their way, talk to the man in the vest the one in the ...he'll tell you all about it '' said the less serious one. A people carrier swung in a man jumped out dressed like a scare crow ..''Well ?'' say I ? ''It's a humanitarian excersize'' I got again ...........guns going off people being dragged out of the people carrier, woman screaming, men shouting ....'A humaitarina fuckin' exercise what sort of humaitarian fuckin' exercise ! frightening us all out of our wits, there is a woman over there with a tiny new baby And we can't even make a cuppa tea !!!''' ...lol 'thetr faces ! ................. it turns out they are training young Docs and Nurses who are about to go to War and the Police know and all sorts of other people know and we were suposed to have been warned and they won't do it again ! . He stood with his jaw on the ground watching me march away .....behind me women in yashmaks were being raped and another shot in the head, men screaming and bloody deafening gun shots .................And there is a jumble sale in the scout hut there this afternoon and I can still hear shots being fired , bizarre ................... what happens when the jumble sale begins ? That was the oddest thing the signs up for a jumble sale and they all looked like scare crows ......bizarre, In the middle of Sussex ! ...I haven't felt so English for years
