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FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — What had been a difficult week for Tiger Woods took a positive turn on Tuesday, as the pro golf legend was awarded an honorary California commercial driver's license.
California officials awarded Woods the CDL after they noted that he possesses all the qualities they require in commercial drivers, like his consistent ability to drive a car off the road and into nearby ditches.
"He's got everything we look for in a commercial truck driver," California DMV spokesperson Mark Brandon told reporters. "We don't hand them out to just anyone. When we read the news about Tiger Woods's latest traffic mishap, we knew he would be the perfect candidate to receive an honorary CDL. If he was from Pakistan, he would've checked all the boxes."
Complete text: https://babylonbee.com/news/tiger-woods-awarded-honorary-california-cdl
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Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — What had been a difficult week for Tiger Woods took a positive turn on Tuesday, as the pro golf legend was awarded an honorary California commercial driver's license.
California officials awarded Woods the CDL after they noted that he possesses all the qualities they require in commercial drivers, like his consistent ability to drive a car off the road and into nearby ditches.
"He's got everything we look for in a commercial truck driver," California DMV spokesperson Mark Brandon told reporters. "We don't hand them out to just anyone. When we read the news about Tiger Woods's latest traffic mishap, we knew he would be the perfect candidate to receive an honorary CDL. If he was from Pakistan, he would've checked all the boxes."
Complete text: https://babylonbee.com/news/tiger-woods-awarded-honorary-california-cdl
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