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DNC Schedule

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tobaccoroad

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[Just so you know whats coming. Lotsa rumors flyin round out there right now that the Dems intend to cancel O's acceptance speech in the 74,000 seat stadium and move it to a 20,000 seat indoor arena. Inclement weather yano. Inclement voter or two, also, mebbe?]

"7:00 PM Opening Flag Burning
7:15 PM Pledge Of Allegiance To The United Nations
7:20 PM Max Baucus Proposes A Toast To Barack Obama...."

http://moonbattery.com/?p=16857
 
you forgot non-stop whinnnnniiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggg..........

and whhhhyyyyy success really suuuucccckkkkssssssssssss...............

Thursday night after the Presidents speech they are not dropping balloons they are dropping participation trophies!! ;)
 
Yeah well.. sure beats the typical schedule for your clowns.

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Republican Convention Schedule

Minneapolis, MN

4:00 PM - Opening Prayers and Massages Administered by Rev. Ted Haggard
4:05 PM - Presentation of Confederate Colors
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to 9/11
4:15 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
4:30 PM - George W. Bush Speech on Legacy of Peace and Prosperity, Canceled
4:45 PM - Dick Cheney Instructional Seminar on Waterboarding, Canceled
5:00 PM - Karl Rove Speech on Government Accountability, Canceled
5:15 PM - Tribute to the U.S. Constitution, Canceled
5:30 PM - VP Beauty Contest and Swimsuit Competition, featuring Sarah Palin, Condoleezza Rice, and Rudy Giuliani
5:45 PM - Tribute Film to John McCain's Houses
6:00 PM - Free Jack Abramoff Pep Rally
6:15 PM - Free Tom DeLay Pep Rally
6:30 PM - Free Ted Stevens Pep Rally
6:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
7:00 PM - VP Briefing Session: The Busy Mom's Guide to Battling Islamic Terrorism
7:15 PM - Larry Craig "Family Values" Lecture and Toe-Tapping Exhibition
7:30 PM - Restroom Break
7:45 PM - Invitation to "Strip Down and Get Relaxed," delivered by Mark Foley via Instant Message
8:00 PM - Lecture on the Effectiveness of Abstinence-Only Education – Sarah Palin
8:15 PM - Accidental Reference to "Obama bin Laden"
8:30 PM - Tribute to a "Nation of Whiners" – McCain Economic Adviser Phil Gramm
8:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
9:00 PM - Group Sing–Along: "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"
9:15 PM - Mitt Romney Endorsement of Jockey Underwear
9:30 PM - Joke Interlude: McCain Tells the One About the Lawyer and the Catfish
9:45 PM - Rallying Call to "Drill Here, Drill Now," Followed by Unveiling of an Oil Rig on Speaker's Platform
10:00 PM - Halliburton Seminar: Profiting from the Next 100 Years of War in Iraq
10:15 PM - Parade of Alaskan Delegates Across Glitter-Encrusted Bridge to Nowhere, led by Sarah Palin
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Shattering of Glass Ceiling with Shotgun Blast Fired by Palin
11:00 PM - John McCain Acceptance Speech and Plea to Delegates to "Get Off My Lawns"
11:30 PM - Closing Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
12:00 AM - Rapture and Farewell to Bush and Cheney
 
Maybe W Bush will show up....Since he was ignored by the Republican idiots....Funny stuff...8 years as President now the Republicans want to forget about him.....But he was name will be mentioned a lot.....
 
Yeah and we know where "Slick Willie's" limo is parked. Its the one always rockin with the footprints on the ceiling.

I was gonna hold back on this a bit but since you Lefties have been so gracious here's the latest outta the DNC.

http://weaselzippers.us/2012/09/04/dnc-video-the-government-is-the-only-thing-we-all-belong-to/

Somehow I allus thought it was supposed to be "Government of the people, by the people, for the people.." but now you Lefties are tellin' us we belong to some sort of permanent Governing Class. Holy Shiite, if that don't sound like Communism, what does? Its a sure sign that this Commie's gotta go, and soon.
 
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