GordonGecko
President
1. I've learned from Marcus Aurelius that the best way for a conservative to win a debate...is not to have an opponent.
2. I've learned from as seen on TV that you can still consider yourself an expert on politics...and not really know anybody IN politics.
3. I've learned from Alinvegas that 20 kindergartners being mowed down by a shooter is "no big deal" compared to all the traffic collisions in America.
4. I've learned from trapdoor that there was never any possibility of a nuclear war since the 1940s as the Soviets/Russians would always back down and let us do what we wanted to them. Oh, and the only way to increase gun safety...is letting everybody walk around with an Uzi.
5. I've learned from Konstitooshunul Zheeepdawg that you can spell people's names anyway you like and it's still "correct"...like rock legend "Jimmy Hendricks".
6. I've learned from Dino that being reminded you were "Eric the Right" on Slate....is too embarrassing to be allowed on PJ.
7. I've learned from UPNYA, Dawg, Boca, CF and Barbella that hating and fearing minorities is not "racist". It's..."something else".
8. I've learned from marvin martian that it's actually possible to be ideological...and yet not actually stand for anything.
9. I've learned from JV-12 that despite what Catholics think, JV, not Pope Francis, speaks for God on Earth.
11. I've learned from gigi that "God is good...no matter what the Bible says."
12. I've learned from worldlyB that you can "hate Both parties"...but still be a friend and fan of the Republican Party as Election day approaches.
13. I've learned from Sgt Staples....that Rush Limbaugh can LITERALLY make his audience say (and predict) utterly stupid things on his command. Oh, and that I should have bought more Goldline and Food Insurance for the "debt riots" that started three months ago.
14. I've learned from Jen that, like George Costanza said, "It's not a lie if you believe it."
15. I've learned from Drumcollie that "GOP" stands for "God's Own Party".
and 16. I've learned how EASY it is....to rile them up.
And now......a goodbye appropos of the demographic trends of the Republican Party--
2. I've learned from as seen on TV that you can still consider yourself an expert on politics...and not really know anybody IN politics.
3. I've learned from Alinvegas that 20 kindergartners being mowed down by a shooter is "no big deal" compared to all the traffic collisions in America.
4. I've learned from trapdoor that there was never any possibility of a nuclear war since the 1940s as the Soviets/Russians would always back down and let us do what we wanted to them. Oh, and the only way to increase gun safety...is letting everybody walk around with an Uzi.
5. I've learned from Konstitooshunul Zheeepdawg that you can spell people's names anyway you like and it's still "correct"...like rock legend "Jimmy Hendricks".
6. I've learned from Dino that being reminded you were "Eric the Right" on Slate....is too embarrassing to be allowed on PJ.
7. I've learned from UPNYA, Dawg, Boca, CF and Barbella that hating and fearing minorities is not "racist". It's..."something else".
8. I've learned from marvin martian that it's actually possible to be ideological...and yet not actually stand for anything.
9. I've learned from JV-12 that despite what Catholics think, JV, not Pope Francis, speaks for God on Earth.
11. I've learned from gigi that "God is good...no matter what the Bible says."
12. I've learned from worldlyB that you can "hate Both parties"...but still be a friend and fan of the Republican Party as Election day approaches.
13. I've learned from Sgt Staples....that Rush Limbaugh can LITERALLY make his audience say (and predict) utterly stupid things on his command. Oh, and that I should have bought more Goldline and Food Insurance for the "debt riots" that started three months ago.
14. I've learned from Jen that, like George Costanza said, "It's not a lie if you believe it."
15. I've learned from Drumcollie that "GOP" stands for "God's Own Party".
and 16. I've learned how EASY it is....to rile them up.
And now......a goodbye appropos of the demographic trends of the Republican Party--
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