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[Yuri Zhivago]

[h=2]Junket Drunk Dunks His Junk[/h]
By: TBogg Monday August 20, 2012 12:56 am	Tweet ​

If you’ve ever asked the age old question, “How are you gonna keep them down on the farm (with their clothes on) once they’ve seen the Sea of Galilee?” Republican Congressman Kevin Yoder of Kansas has an answer for you.
You’re not.
While on one of those phoney-baloney AIPAC “fact-finding junkets” vacation thingys in the Holy Land, a bunch of Republicans were partying like it was 29 AD, got ripped to the gills on Manischewitz (Jewish Zima) and next thing you know clothes were flying off and everyone was a’splishing and a’splashing in the throes of some kind of sex-rapture aquatic-orgy in the sacred water upon which Jesus once moon-walked. First in to Shrinkage City was Kevin Yoder who showed the Middle East and other Congress-people’s families what is like torock out with your [Unwelcome language removed] out.

The FBI probed a late-night swim in the Sea of Galilee that involved drinking, numerous GOP freshmen lawmakers, top leadership staff – and one nude member of Congress, according to more than a dozen sources, including eyewitnesses.
During a fact-finding congressional trip to the Holy Land last summer, Rep.Kevin Yoder (R-Kan.) took off his clothes and jumped into the sea, joining a number of members, their families and GOP staff during a night out in Israel, the sources told POLITICO. Other participants, including the daughter of another congressman, swam fully clothed while some lawmakers partially disrobed. More than 20 people took part in the late-night dip in the sea, according to sources who were participants in the trip.

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Testify, Brother Yoder:

“A year ago, my wife, Brooke, and I joined colleagues for dinner at the Sea of Galilee in Israel. After dinner I followed some Members of Congress in a spontaneous and very brief dive into the sea and regrettably I jumped into the water without a swimsuit,” Yoder said in a statement to POLITICO. “It is my greatest honor to represent the people of Kansas in Congress and [for] any embarrassment I have caused for my colleagues and constituents, I apologize.”
Travis Smith, Yoder’s chief of staff, told POLITICO “Neither Congressman Yoder, nor his staff, have been interviewed by the FBI.

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You can make your own joke about the FBI attempting to interview Yoder’s ‘staff’, because I have standards.
And. if you’re like me and like to imagine your congressperson entering a drunken wet t-shirt contest before throwing the hotel room keys in a souvenir yarmulke and then pairing off for a little Nativity Nookie with some strange stuff, here’s the roster to see if you’re one of the lucky constituents:

These GOP sources confirmed the following freshmen lawmakers also went swimming that night: Rep. Steve Southerland (R-Fla.) and his daughter; Rep. Tom Reed (R-N.Y.) and his wife; Reps. Ben Quayle (R-Ariz.), Jeff Denham (R-Calif.) and Michael Grimm (R-N.Y.). Many of the lawmakers who ventured into the lake said they did so because of the religious significance of the waters. Others said they were simply cooling off after a long day. Several privately admitted that alcohol may have played a role in why some of those present decided to jump in.

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Tour guide Eric Cantor was not amused:

Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.), who was the senior most GOP lawmaker in Israel on the trip, was so upset about the antics that he rebuked the 30 lawmakers the morning after the Aug. 18, 2011, incident, saying they were distracting from the mission of the trip.

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Dude is such a downer. I bet that is when he told Ben Quayle and Yoder that the Gaza Strip was not, in fact, a titty bar.
Might as well have stayed home and gone to [Unwelcome language removed] Epcot…

 

[NightSwimmer]

Travis Smith, Yoder’s chief of staff, told POLITICO “Neither Congressman Yoder, nor his staff, have been interviewed by the FBI.

You can make your own joke about the FBI attempting to interview Yoder’s ‘staff’, because I have standards.

Okay...

The FBI reports that Yoder's staff has not been seen in public since the occurrence of the incident, and that they understand that the Congressman's staff has applied for diplomatic immunity.

 

[Bo-4]

You beat me to this other dandy Yuri.. especially love that one of their DAUGHTERS was involved.

I know that ALL women want to think about THESE two nude! :lol:

 

[LeRoy_Was_Here]

Wasn't this a case of 'legitimate skinny-dipping'?

 

[NightSwimmer]

Wasn't this a case of 'legitimate skinny-dipping'?

If not, then those girls had better get themselves tested!

 

[Yuri Zhivago]

You beat me to this other dandy Yuri.. especially love that one of their DAUGHTERS was involved.

I know that ALL women want to think about THESE two nude! :lol:

Bo,
normally i do not give my cat's ass about skinny dipping.
However, these Repub Representatives were on an official trip representing the USA.
Not the picture I would like painted for the rest of the world to see.
Imagine if this had been a half dozen Democratic Reps the faux outrage from Republicans would blow your socks off.

 

[LeRoy_Was_Here]

Imagine if this had been a half dozen Democratic Reps the faux outrage from Republicans would blow your socks off.

LeRoy: If this had been half a dozen Democratic representatives, the Republicans would be calling for a special prosecutor.

 

[jammer]

Wasn't this a case of 'legitimate skinny-dipping'?

Rep. Yoder swears he thought he saw John the Baptist and thought he was supposed to dive in to be renewed.

 

[jammer]

LeRoy: If this had been half a dozen Democratic representatives, the Republicans would be calling for a special prosecutor.

Not to mention having them all step down, I'm it's the only moral thing to do.

 

[jammer]

If not, then those girls had better get themselves tested!

Just how old were these "daughters" that Yoder was skinnydipping in front of?

 

[LeRoy_Was_Here]

Just how old were these "daughters" that Yoder was skinnydipping in front of?

LeRoy: He wasn't in front of them. He made sure he was behind them. Because he wanted to get a good view of their behinds. And he didn't want them laughing at his teensy pecker.

[I stole that line from the movie 'Unforgiven'.]

 

[Alinvegas]

Manischewitz (Jewish Zima)

anti semite!

 

[NinaS]

Junket Drunk Dunks His Junk
By: TBogg Monday August 20, 2012 12:56 am	Tweet ​

If you’ve ever asked the age old question, “How are you gonna keep them down on the farm (with their clothes on) once they’ve seen the Sea of Galilee?” Republican Congressman Kevin Yoder of Kansas has an answer for you.
You’re not.
While on one of those phoney-baloney AIPAC “fact-finding junkets” vacation thingys in the Holy Land, a bunch of Republicans were partying like it was 29 AD, got ripped to the gills on Manischewitz (Jewish Zima) and next thing you know clothes were flying off and everyone was a’splishing and a’splashing in the throes of some kind of sex-rapture aquatic-orgy in the sacred water upon which Jesus once moon-walked. First in to Shrinkage City was Kevin Yoder who showed the Middle East and other Congress-people’s families what is like torock out with your [Unwelcome language removed] out.

The FBI probed a late-night swim in the Sea of Galilee that involved drinking, numerous GOP freshmen lawmakers, top leadership staff – and one nude member of Congress, according to more than a dozen sources, including eyewitnesses.
During a fact-finding congressional trip to the Holy Land last summer, Rep.Kevin Yoder (R-Kan.) took off his clothes and jumped into the sea, joining a number of members, their families and GOP staff during a night out in Israel, the sources told POLITICO. Other participants, including the daughter of another congressman, swam fully clothed while some lawmakers partially disrobed. More than 20 people took part in the late-night dip in the sea, according to sources who were participants in the trip.

​

Testify, Brother Yoder:

“A year ago, my wife, Brooke, and I joined colleagues for dinner at the Sea of Galilee in Israel. After dinner I followed some Members of Congress in a spontaneous and very brief dive into the sea and regrettably I jumped into the water without a swimsuit,” Yoder said in a statement to POLITICO. “It is my greatest honor to represent the people of Kansas in Congress and [for] any embarrassment I have caused for my colleagues and constituents, I apologize.”
Travis Smith, Yoder’s chief of staff, told POLITICO “Neither Congressman Yoder, nor his staff, have been interviewed by the FBI.

​

You can make your own joke about the FBI attempting to interview Yoder’s ‘staff’, because I have standards.
And. if you’re like me and like to imagine your congressperson entering a drunken wet t-shirt contest before throwing the hotel room keys in a souvenir yarmulke and then pairing off for a little Nativity Nookie with some strange stuff, here’s the roster to see if you’re one of the lucky constituents:

These GOP sources confirmed the following freshmen lawmakers also went swimming that night: Rep. Steve Southerland (R-Fla.) and his daughter; Rep. Tom Reed (R-N.Y.) and his wife; Reps. Ben Quayle (R-Ariz.), Jeff Denham (R-Calif.) and Michael Grimm (R-N.Y.). Many of the lawmakers who ventured into the lake said they did so because of the religious significance of the waters. Others said they were simply cooling off after a long day. Several privately admitted that alcohol may have played a role in why some of those present decided to jump in.

​

Tour guide Eric Cantor was not amused:

Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.), who was the senior most GOP lawmaker in Israel on the trip, was so upset about the antics that he rebuked the 30 lawmakers the morning after the Aug. 18, 2011, incident, saying they were distracting from the mission of the trip.

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Dude is such a downer. I bet that is when he told Ben Quayle and Yoder that the Gaza Strip was not, in fact, a titty bar.
Might as well have stayed home and gone to [Unwelcome language removed] Epcot…

Yikes..that's the most embarrassing thing I've heard since GW Bush massaged Chancellor Merkel's shoulders. LOL Cons always make such GOOD impressions when they're visiting overseas.

 

[LeRoy_Was_Here]

Yikes..that's the most embarrassing thing I've heard since GW Bush massaged Chancellor Merkel's shoulders. LOL Cons always make such GOOD impressions when they're visiting overseas.

LeRoy: And GW's father made a hell of a good impression when he barfed in the lap of the Japanese Prime Minister.

 

[NinaS]

LeRoy: And GW's father made a hell of a good impression when he barfed in the lap of the Japanese Prime Minister.

Cons are an embarassing bunch. And don't feel "wide stance Larry Craig".

 

[Friday13]

Have you forgotten Shrub, drunk and getting 'touchy-feely' with the women's volley ball team in China before security hauled him back to his seat?

 

[LeRoy_Was_Here]

LeRoy: Wow. I totally do NOT remember that incident. Looks like George wanted to conduct a close-up inspection of that girl's hiney.

Maybe he was looking for the missing WMDs?

 

[OldGaffer]

Funny pictures, Wingers should be proud.