as seen on tv
Senator
http://www.freep.com/story/news/2017/05/26/pepperoni-lawsuit/347564001/
How suspicious does THIS sound?
A muslim guy walks in to buy a pepperoni take out pizza from little caesars. When he gets home, he immediately files a class action lawsuit – THE VERY NEXT DAY – against the entire corporation because the pepperoni was made with pork, and isn’t Halal. Let me repeat – the very next day.
But wait, it gets better. The owner of the pizza shop says the customer requested they put a Halal sticker on the box, without actually specially ordering a meatless pizza. The attorney fronting the class action suit his client didn’t lie and “set up” the shop for his little lawsuit.
But it wait – it gets better, part 2! The same customer did the same thing, a month earlier – bought a take out pepperoni pizza and claimed it was supposed to be Halal. But no lawsuit. This was the “dry run” or “proof of concept”, before they repeated the process for the lawsuit. There’s no way you can locate an attorney and have the paperwork drawn up for a class action lawsuit against a major corporation the same day.
This is so obvious, anyone with two working brain cells should be able to see through it. It’s pretty much the same as seeking out a conservative christian bakery, and the launching an immediate lawsuit because they don’t have a wedding cake decoration featuring two grooms kissing, no?
It would be obvious to anyone except Obama though, I suppose. If this pizza thing happened while Obama was in office, he’d have invited “Mohammed the pizza guy” to a white house luncheon, and then taken him on a tour of NASA, so he could see how Halal space pizzas with no meat are manufactured and preserved for 2 years storage on the space station.
