Garden of Eden

[Boltlady]

This was lovingly stolen from another site. I liked it.


Garden of Eden
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so
God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said, "I don't have anyone to talk to."

God said, "I will give you a companion and it will be a woman." He
said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will
always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of
them.

"She will not nag," God continued, "and will always be the first to admit
she was wrong. When you've had a disagreement, she will never have a
headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg!"

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

AND THE REST IS HISTORY.

 

[NightSwimmer]

From: My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"

Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

 

[nfp guy]

@NS: that was a fun movie. I kid you not, my Greek neighbors growing up were nearly identical to Mr. & Mrs. Portokalos.

 

[GordonGecko]

Bolt, you know this one?

God has almost finished creation and he comes to Adam & Eve and says "I have two last ideas for humans, but I want to be fair and let you each have one. So you decide which you want."

"The first is...being able to pee standing up!"

Adam leaps in and says "I want that one! I want that one! I'll take it. That'll be so cool. I can go anywhere I want easily and I can even write my name in the snow!"

God says "Okay, you got it."

Eve sighs frustrated and says "Okay then, I guess I get the other one, God. What is it?"

And God says "Multiple orgasms".