American Patriot
Mayor
Here are a few guidelines for the far far left. Keep in mind that most of these are already in use.
1. Never take the high moral ground.
2. When you loose a major election, make immediate plans to blow up the White House.
3. Never tell the truth, doing this challenges your agenda and eliminates logic.
4. When picking a major candidate insure this individual has a long and continuous criminal history, make certain they are congenital liars and completely dishonest. Also they need to be inept, incapable and unqualified.
5. It is always beneficial to accuse all of those who disagree with you as racist.
6. Making false and totally untrue accusations against your adversaries will always produce turmoil.
7. Make certain you surround yourself with folks as loonie as you are.
8. Be certain to always be vague and unclear when setting up all entitlement programs.
9. Never take responsibility for anything ever. This insures you will never be blamed.
10. It could be beneficial to become friends with others as corrupt and dishonest as you are.
11. Always remain angry and outraged at everything all the time.
12. Stay focused on being a slimy and degenerative scum bag.
Doing these things will not always produce desired results but it does keep you in the spot light and in the media. The drawback may be that when the people finally realize just how stupid you really are you may encounter failure and disappointment on a national level.
1. Never take the high moral ground.
2. When you loose a major election, make immediate plans to blow up the White House.
3. Never tell the truth, doing this challenges your agenda and eliminates logic.
4. When picking a major candidate insure this individual has a long and continuous criminal history, make certain they are congenital liars and completely dishonest. Also they need to be inept, incapable and unqualified.
5. It is always beneficial to accuse all of those who disagree with you as racist.
6. Making false and totally untrue accusations against your adversaries will always produce turmoil.
7. Make certain you surround yourself with folks as loonie as you are.
8. Be certain to always be vague and unclear when setting up all entitlement programs.
9. Never take responsibility for anything ever. This insures you will never be blamed.
10. It could be beneficial to become friends with others as corrupt and dishonest as you are.
11. Always remain angry and outraged at everything all the time.
12. Stay focused on being a slimy and degenerative scum bag.
Doing these things will not always produce desired results but it does keep you in the spot light and in the media. The drawback may be that when the people finally realize just how stupid you really are you may encounter failure and disappointment on a national level.
