marvin martian
Emperor
Because obviously anyone who chooses to live in a rural environment, rather in a crowded and polluted urban one is an uneducated buffoon, right? I mean, in some conversation in some "rural Red State hell" you wouldn't meet people who have forgotten more about how to manage a farm or ranch than you'll ever know (most farms and ranches are multi-million dollar businesses). They couldn't possibly have actual reasons, much less thoughts or supportive evidence for their political positions -- they're just rural dupes.
I prefer them to ivory-tower eggheads who've never stepped off pavement, or done hard physical work, in their lives. But that's me -- maybe Chicago's south side is absolute paradise. At this remove, from my "rural Red State hell," it doesn't appear to be so.
Better he should keep his opinion. I'd rather not have an arrogant douchebag elitist bigot ruining the place where I live...
That being said, I'd bet a fair amount that our friend Ben Arnold lives out in the suburbs with the rest of the guilty white people, probably in a gated community to keep the riff raff out...

