Harry,The Eagle

[MaryAnne]

This came from an old friend who used to post on Todays Papers. If I told you her name you would know) Have a laugh on her.Subject:

Harry the Eagle
Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.
After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead!
Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate, but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier.
So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest.
The sex was good but all the dove would say is ......... 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'
Well this so got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate..
He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest.. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is........
'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon.
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....





NO, The duck didn't say THAT !
... Don't be SO disgusting!

The duck said....

'I am a DRAKE,You made a MISTAKE!!

 

[gabriel]

we had a drake wander into the yard a couple of years ao and join our chickens. he seemed to attach himself to our rooster and the alpha hen. a couple of days latter my mother in law caught him tryin to hump our ROOSTER!! he was right on top with the roosters comb in his beak!! the poor rooster didnt know whether to sh8t or go blind!! lol. what a commotion!!

 

[MaryAnne]

we had a drake wander into the yard a couple of years ao and join our chickens. he seemed to attach himself to our rooster and the alpha hen. a couple of days latter my mother in law caught him tryin to hump our ROOSTER!! he was right on top with the roosters comb in his beak!! the poor rooster didnt know whether to sh8t or go blind!! lol. what a commotion!!

That is as funny as my joke)

 

[Days]

way funnier

 

[MaryAnne]

way funnier

Now,now Days.That was sent to me by an old poster you would know.)

 

[WhistleBlower]

there is nothing funnier to everybody but the cows and farmers of sub-dominant moose males raping cows when they can't get lady moose away from the big bulls.

 

[gabriel]

translation please

 

[Old Ridge Runner]

That was great MaryAnn. Thanks for the chuckle. You too gabe for your story.

 

[MaryAnne]

That was great MaryAnn. Thanks for the chuckle. You too gabe for your story.

Thanks, I was worried it might be offensive. Most would know the poster who sent it. She was quite funny. Spent a lot of time on Grandpa's farm. Lived there until I was 4. Barnyard humor does not bother me. What they posted was real life.

Grandpa's red rooster hated me. I was not allowed any where close to him.) Maybe he thought I was a rooster coming in his territory. I never thought to ask.

 

[gabriel]

a thief in the night stole the drake for soup. can you imagine? not only thinkin he was a frickin chicken , but a gay one to boot?? lol. wonder if the soup tasted weird?