as seen on tv
Senator
Your federal fingerprints just got hacked. Your official personnel files if you work for the government. The White House emails. The postal service (who cares?). The list of federal security clearances. All congresspersons and their staffs . . . it goes on and on.
Is nothing actually safe?
And yet, in the midst of all this, there is a curious silence about Hillary's bathroom server. Was it or wasn’t it hacked? Nobody knows. Or if they do, they aren’t saying.
Ooh . . .ooh . . I know. Call on me. I know.
“Class, the Hillary Clinton email server was hacked on multiple occasions. That’s the real reason the server was erased. To conceal this breach. There were, in fact, a few work emails that were deleted as well. To spare Hillary some embarrassment. But the real crime was the wholesale theft of all her official stuff from her bathroom server. The geek squad and Norton anti-virus were no match for “Chinese Army Computer Science brigade 42” . . . (see picture above)
Does anyone find this implausible? And the slow dribble of additional US agency hack revelations is going to make Hillary’s breach seem like old news, or small potatoes, when she finally admits to it.
“So what?” she’ll tell voters dismissively. “Everyone got hacked. Mine was no different”
Except that Hillary attempted to conceal the breach, instead of reporting it to authorities. No one took steps steps to safeguard the individuals and action plans which were compromised from Hillary's server. She covered up the problem instead. Even Obama had the balls (and legal responsibility) to tell us about the White House hacks . ..
Sorry Hillary . . .your upcoming yoga/spin story is DOA, too.
