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Hillary to Chelsea: I command you! Have a baby!

Bugsy McGurk

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So sez a Fox News "analyst"....

;-)

Fox Conspiracy Theory: Hillary Is 'Too Old' To Run So She 'Planned' Chelsea's Pregnancy

By David April 20, 2014 1:25 pm - 83 Comments

Fox News media analyst Lauren Ashburn speculated on Sunday that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton may have "planned" her daughter Chelsea's pregnancy to coincide with a 2016 presidential bid.

Fox News media analyst Lauren Ashburn speculated on Sunday that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton may have "planned" her daughter Chelsea's pregnancy to coincide with a 2016 presidential bid.

After the younger Clinton announced that she was expecting a child last week, so-called "Chelsea Truthers" in the conservative media began dropping hints that the timing may not have been a coincidence.

During a Sunday panel segment on Fox News' Media Buzz, host Howard Kurtz asked, "Are we perhaps over-analyzing, over-thinking what ought to be a routine, joyous occasion?"
"You've been in this town for how many years, and you don't have a cynical bone in your body?" Ashburn quipped. "I think a lot of reporters think maybe this was planned."
"Maybe this was planned!" Kurtz exclaimed. "You don't think that Chelsea Clinton and her husband are entitled to try to have a baby whenever they want? And by the way, if it was going to be planned, it would be planned for next year when the campaign might actually be underway!"


Fox News contributor Jim Pinkerton offered the theory that the pregnancy "was a happy providential event, and then the mainstream media, trying to help Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign, decided to make this baby the royal baby."

"Ah!" Ashburn observed. "We have to realize that this is Hillary Clinton, she's most likely running for president, it hasn't been good for her. A lot of people say she's too old. And so, there is coverage."
 
yeah - i was going to create this as a satiric thread, never realizing it was an actual conspiracy theory.

one problem - the baby will be born this year, not anywhere close to the november 2016 election.

and look, having a baby was a disaster for Palin. First they said she was covering up for her daughter. then they said she should have aborted the baby.

watch for hillary's new book though - "it takes a village (to raise a grandchild) . . . because i'm on the campaign trail"
 
So sez a Fox News "analyst"....

;-)

Fox Conspiracy Theory: Hillary Is 'Too Old' To Run So She 'Planned' Chelsea's Pregnancy

By David April 20, 2014 1:25 pm - 83 Comments

Fox News media analyst Lauren Ashburn speculated on Sunday that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton may have "planned" her daughter Chelsea's pregnancy to coincide with a 2016 presidential bid.

Fox News media analyst Lauren Ashburn speculated on Sunday that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton may have "planned" her daughter Chelsea's pregnancy to coincide with a 2016 presidential bid.

After the younger Clinton announced that she was expecting a child last week, so-called "Chelsea Truthers" in the conservative media began dropping hints that the timing may not have been a coincidence.

During a Sunday panel segment on Fox News' Media Buzz, host Howard Kurtz asked, "Are we perhaps over-analyzing, over-thinking what ought to be a routine, joyous occasion?"
"You've been in this town for how many years, and you don't have a cynical bone in your body?" Ashburn quipped. "I think a lot of reporters think maybe this was planned."
"Maybe this was planned!" Kurtz exclaimed. "You don't think that Chelsea Clinton and her husband are entitled to try to have a baby whenever they want? And by the way, if it was going to be planned, it would be planned for next year when the campaign might actually be underway!"


Fox News contributor Jim Pinkerton offered the theory that the pregnancy "was a happy providential event, and then the mainstream media, trying to help Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign, decided to make this baby the royal baby."

"Ah!" Ashburn observed. "We have to realize that this is Hillary Clinton, she's most likely running for president, it hasn't been good for her. A lot of people say she's too old. And so, there is coverage."

Chelsea (or should I say Mrs. Mezvinsky for the CATS who might think I'm name dropping using the name Chelsea's parents gave her when she was born) was 34 yrs old in Feb. Women are most fertile between the ages of 20 and 24. After the age of 30 their fertility declines and continues to do so in the next years. After the age of 35 some doctors suggest a test to see if the baby is okay....something Sarah Palin could tell her fellow idiots about. Some women think their fertility lasts as long as their surgeon or dermatologist can hide their wrinkles and sagging skin for them. But having a baby is different and Chelsea, like most women, probably prefers to have her baby before she's so old she has to worry about whether she will have a miscarriage or a down's syndrome child.

Luckily for Chelsea, she married a man near her own age and will have this baby when she's young and healthy. She could have given up that God given right and married some rich old sugar daddy because "things" meant more to her than a family of her own. Then when the half-century mark came along, she'd have nothing but regrets and her wealth.

Now the Fox News hags are trying to make this pregnancy seem like an evil thing instead of just being happy for the couple. I never saw anyone on the left here in PJ or anywhere else make snide remarks when Jenna Bush was pregnant with her daughter. I think Bill and Hillary Clinton were loving, nurturing parents and you never saw stories of "Girls Gone Wild" regarding Chelsea. She is a bright, successful woman and the right begrudge her right to choose a time to have her babies. And they spew their so-called Christianity here every damn day. What a bunch of hypocrites. I even saw where one of them wrote..."Does she know who the daddy is"?
WTH kind of remark was that?
 
Fox News "analysts" will bash Laura Bush for being too naïve to detect Hillary's evil plot in arranging for Chelsea's pregnancy.

;-)

Ya...I'm sure that's it!

I don't remember Hillary doing anything like this to congratulate the Bush's on their first grandchild or say anything nice about Jenna. But like my post says, Barbara is the epitome of class....something Hillary knows nothing about.
 
Chelsea (or should I say Mrs. Mezvinsky for the CATS who might think I'm name dropping using the name Chelsea's parents gave her when she was born) was 34 yrs old in Feb. Women are most fertile between the ages of 20 and 24. After the age of 30 their fertility declines and continues to do so in the next years. After the age of 35 some doctors suggest a test to see if the baby is okay....something Sarah Palin could tell her fellow idiots about. Some women think their fertility lasts as long as their surgeon or dermatologist can hide their wrinkles and sagging skin for them. But having a baby is different and Chelsea, like most women, probably prefers to have her baby before she's so old she has to worry about whether she will have a miscarriage or a down's syndrome child.

Luckily for Chelsea, she married a man near her own age and will have this baby when she's young and healthy. She could have given up that God given right and married some rich old sugar daddy because "things" meant more to her than a family of her own. Then when the half-century mark came along, she'd have nothing but regrets and her wealth.

Now the Fox News hags are trying to make this pregnancy seem like an evil thing instead of just being happy for the couple. I never saw anyone on the left here in PJ or anywhere else make snide remarks when Jenna Bush was pregnant with her daughter. I think Bill and Hillary Clinton were loving, nurturing parents and you never saw stories of "Girls Gone Wild" regarding Chelsea. She is a bright, successful woman and the right begrudge her right to choose a time to have her babies. And they spew their so-called Christianity here every damn day. What a bunch of hypocrites. I even saw where one of them wrote..."Does she know who the daddy is"?
WTH kind of remark was that?

Luckily for Chelsea, she married a man near her own age and will have this baby when she's young and healthy. She could have given up that God given right and married some rich old sugar daddy because "things" meant more to her than a family of her own. Then when the half-century mark came along, she'd have nothing but regrets and her wealth.

Why would she have done that? It's not like she needed the money, so what in the world would even make you THINK something like that?
 
Ya...I'm sure that's it!

I don't remember Hillary doing anything like this to congratulate the Bush's on their first grandchild or say anything nice about Jenna. But like my post says, Barbara is the epitome of class....something Hillary knows nothing about.

I'm sure you have been monitoring all cards sent by Hillary.

;-)
 
So sez a Fox News "analyst"....

;-)

Fox Conspiracy Theory: Hillary Is 'Too Old' To Run So She 'Planned' Chelsea's Pregnancy

By David April 20, 2014 1:25 pm - 83 Comments

Fox News media analyst Lauren Ashburn speculated on Sunday that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton may have "planned" her daughter Chelsea's pregnancy to coincide with a 2016 presidential bid.

Fox News media analyst Lauren Ashburn speculated on Sunday that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton may have "planned" her daughter Chelsea's pregnancy to coincide with a 2016 presidential bid.

After the younger Clinton announced that she was expecting a child last week, so-called "Chelsea Truthers" in the conservative media began dropping hints that the timing may not have been a coincidence.

During a Sunday panel segment on Fox News' Media Buzz, host Howard Kurtz asked, "Are we perhaps over-analyzing, over-thinking what ought to be a routine, joyous occasion?"
"You've been in this town for how many years, and you don't have a cynical bone in your body?" Ashburn quipped. "I think a lot of reporters think maybe this was planned."
"Maybe this was planned!" Kurtz exclaimed. "You don't think that Chelsea Clinton and her husband are entitled to try to have a baby whenever they want? And by the way, if it was going to be planned, it would be planned for next year when the campaign might actually be underway!"


Fox News contributor Jim Pinkerton offered the theory that the pregnancy "was a happy providential event, and then the mainstream media, trying to help Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign, decided to make this baby the royal baby."

"Ah!" Ashburn observed. "We have to realize that this is Hillary Clinton, she's most likely running for president, it hasn't been good for her. A lot of people say she's too old. And so, there is coverage."
I wish I had this much influence with my kids. I need to learn Hillary's secret.
 
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