Barbella
Senator
I'm a single mother with 3 kids, no job. Why would I want to work?
I get welfare, free (or nearly free) housing, food stamps, energy assistance, a free cell phone, free health care, free contraceptives, a free education which I'll never use....let's see....I'm sure I left SOMETHING out....
On top of that, my kids get free breakfast, lunch, and dinner at school. So the food stamps I get? I can cash THEM in for beer and cigarettes.....awesome!
I think I'll have some more kids....there are plenty of sperm donors out there who're willing to donate their sperm but nothing else.....then I'll get a bigger apartment, MORE welfare, and MORE food stamps....more FREE stuff.
This country is GREAT!
I get welfare, free (or nearly free) housing, food stamps, energy assistance, a free cell phone, free health care, free contraceptives, a free education which I'll never use....let's see....I'm sure I left SOMETHING out....
On top of that, my kids get free breakfast, lunch, and dinner at school. So the food stamps I get? I can cash THEM in for beer and cigarettes.....awesome!
I think I'll have some more kids....there are plenty of sperm donors out there who're willing to donate their sperm but nothing else.....then I'll get a bigger apartment, MORE welfare, and MORE food stamps....more FREE stuff.
This country is GREAT!