How Would You Beat George Zimmerman?

[The Messiah]

Ideally I would like to get him in the octagon but if it's in a boxing ring her is how it would go. Chances are he'd run and that would be fine because he'd tire very quickly. I could take him out with one shot but that would be too merciful. In a fight to the finish with no quitting until he's unconscious I would hit him with 1/2 power punches. I'd snap out some stinging jabs ala Larry Holmes followed buy some punishing liver shots but nothing in the solar plexus because that would drop him too soon. One of my 1/2 power punches would break his nose and I would keep popping him in his pig snout. Then I'd box his ears so that along with his nose he'd have a constant reminder of the beating he got if he doesn't die on the way to the hospital

Then I would move to to his fat gut and start breaking his ribs. I'd go Rocky Balboa on him until he started choking on his own blood. When he dropped his guard to cover his belly I'd pepper his face with glancing blows to open up more cuts. I'd have him bleeding so much that he'd lose 1/2 his blood volume.

The coup de gras:

When I decide to knock him out and before he passes out from blood loss I'd go Mike Tyson on him and then Rocky Marciano. I'd blast him with an upper cut Tyson style that will shatter his entire lower jaw and then I'd end it with a Marciano right hook where his jaw bone is aligned with his first cervical vertebrae followed by a Smokin Joe Frazier left hook on the other side. This will leave Zimmerman crippled from the neck down to ponder what he did to the Martin family and it will all be legal.

Left Hook By Smokin Joe

Right hook by Rocky Marciano

 

[bdtex]

Ideally I would like to get him in the octagon but if it's in a boxing ring her is how it would go. Chances are he'd run and that would be fine because he'd tire very quickly. I could take him out with one shot but that would be too merciful. In a fight to the finish with no quitting until he's unconscious I would hit him with 1/2 power punches. I'd snap out some stinging jabs ala Larry Holmes followed buy some punishing liver shots but nothing in the solar plexus because that would drop him too soon. One of my 1/2 power punches would break his nose and I would keep popping him in his pig snout. Then I'd box his ears so that along with his nose he'd have a constant reminder of the beating he got if he doesn't die on the way to the hospital

Then I would move to to his fat gut and start breaking his ribs. I'd go Rocky Balboa on him until he started choking on his own blood. When he dropped his guard to cover his belly I'd pepper his face with glancing blows to open up more cuts. I'd have him bleeding so much that he'd lose 1/2 his blood volume.

The coup de gras:

When I decide to knock him out and before he passes out from blood loss I'd go Mike Tyson on him and then Rocky Marciano. I'd blast him with an upper cut Tyson style that will shatter his entire lower jaw and then I'd end it with a Marciano right hook where his jaw bone is aligned with his first cervical vertebrae followed by a Smokin Joe Frazier left hook on the other side. This will leave Zimmerman crippled from the neck down to ponder what he did to the Martin family and it will all be legal.

Left Hook By Smokin Joe

Right hook by Rocky Marciano

With a pipe. Kneecaps first.

 

[The Messiah]

With a pipe. Kneecaps first.

Or put him slowly through a chipper/shredder feet first. I can't believe how dignified the Martins have been. A lot of people would have taken a hit out on that punk.

 

[PACE]

Ideally I would like to get him in the octagon but if it's in a boxing ring her is how it would go. Chances are he'd run and that would be fine because he'd tire very quickly. I could take him out with one shot but that would be too merciful. In a fight to the finish with no quitting until he's unconscious I would hit him with 1/2 power punches. I'd snap out some stinging jabs ala Larry Holmes followed buy some punishing liver shots but nothing in the solar plexus because that would drop him too soon. One of my 1/2 power punches would break his nose and I would keep popping him in his pig snout. Then I'd box his ears so that along with his nose he'd have a constant reminder of the beating he got if he doesn't die on the way to the hospital

Then I would move to to his fat gut and start breaking his ribs. I'd go Rocky Balboa on him until he started choking on his own blood. When he dropped his guard to cover his belly I'd pepper his face with glancing blows to open up more cuts. I'd have him bleeding so much that he'd lose 1/2 his blood volume.

The coup de gras:

When I decide to knock him out and before he passes out from blood loss I'd go Mike Tyson on him and then Rocky Marciano. I'd blast him with an upper cut Tyson style that will shatter his entire lower jaw and then I'd end it with a Marciano right hook where his jaw bone is aligned with his first cervical vertebrae followed by a Smokin Joe Frazier left hook on the other side. This will leave Zimmerman crippled from the neck down to ponder what he did to the Martin family and it will all be legal.

Left Hook By Smokin Joe

Right hook by Rocky Marciano

I have but one wish for George Zimmerman, "may he live in interesting times"

Regards
Pace

 

[zzigzzag]

I'd start with a warning shot to the chest. Legal schmegal.

 

[as seen on tv]

well, we know that pounding his head repeatedly into a concrete sidewalk won't work.

presumably zimmerman will not be packing heat when he enters the ring. DMX's "handlers" should insist on frisking Zim to make sure. I don't think there's much Zimmerman's corner men can do to ensure DMX isn't on drugs, as a reciprocal concession, but they should do whatever they can. Drugs are illegal all the time, and zimmerman probably should be barred from having a gun in or out of the ring as a matter of public safety.

DMX's best move would be either to walk away, or produce identification. I doubt if this will happen though, as the promoters of this farcical event are no doubt hoping for some sort of revenue bonanza on the premise that the average black man can beat up the average hispanic.

Wait . . .is that racist? Hey white boys in PJ - let me know if this is, okay?

I don't see white america tuning in to this, if it's pay per view. Maybe hispanics (white or otherwise). The real market is probably black america, who (understandably) hope that Zimmerman will experience some sort of "justice" in the ring, since the jury verdict was devoid of it (but correct on the evidence).

My prediction - DMX beats Zimmerman, but the fight is a staged farce simply intended to separate the unwary from their money.

Wait . . .is that racist too? I mean on the part of the promoters, for assuming that viewers of color - black and tan - can't figure that out?

 

[zzigzzag]

well, we know that pounding his head repeatedly into a concrete sidewalk won't work.

presumably zimmerman will not be packing heat when he enters the ring. DMX's "handlers" should insist on frisking Zim to make sure. I don't think there's much Zimmerman's corner men can do to ensure DMX isn't on drugs, as a reciprocal concession, but they should do whatever they can. Drugs are illegal all the time, and zimmerman probably should be barred from having a gun in or out of the ring as a matter of public safety.

DMX's best move would be either to walk away, or produce identification. I doubt if this will happen though, as the promoters of this farcical event are no doubt hoping for some sort of revenue bonanza on the premise that the average black man can beat up the average hispanic.

Wait . . .is that racist? Hey white boys in PJ - let me know if this is, okay?

I don't see white america tuning in to this, if it's pay per view. Maybe hispanics (white or otherwise). The real market is probably black america, who (understandably) hope that Zimmerman will experience some sort of "justice" in the ring, since the jury verdict was devoid of it (but correct on the evidence).

My prediction - DMX beats Zimmerman, but the fight is a staged farce simply intended to separate the unwary from their money.

Wait . . .is that racist too? I mean on the part of the promoters, for assuming that viewers of color - black and tan - can't figure that out?

No one "pounded his head into concrete repeatedly".

He will never be anywhere without a gun for the rest of his life unless he is finally locked up for good. It appears from his subsequent behavior that his final victim will likely be a woman.

Always start with the false premises. Saves time.

 

[drivebyheckler]

I wouldn't bother with him, he's a loser. And internet tough guys who talk a big game are usually the biggest pussies of all. You'd probably piss your pants if you got in the ring with that loser.

 

[Mr. Friscus]

Former ECW Wrestler "The Sandman" has challenged Zimmerman to a boxing match..

http://www.24wrestling.com/sandman-challenges-george-zimmerman-celebrity-boxing-match/