Good enough! I hope He comes to your door and not mine.
Me too.
Good enough! I hope He comes to your door and not mine.
Good point! And He could be carrying an Ak47 under those robes.
Yep! And at my house it would be a 9mm. But these days you never know who is waiting on the other side of the door.I actually kind of figure most rightwing Christians would see this guy at theh door...
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I actually kind of figure most rightwing Christians would see this guy at theh door...
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[/quote Is this the composite that a forensic expert made of what they thought Jesus looked like. He kind of looks like a guy at my work a few years back.
Is this the composite that a forensic expert drew or made. He kind of looks like a guy where I use to work.I actually kind of figure most rightwing Christians would see this guy at theh door...
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Jesus comes to my door every week.
He's the gardener.
No flowers...but he cuts the grass in that diagonal way...leaves it looking SHARP!
Totally worth 50 bucks a month.
CB, your ass has had it! Your Hey-Seus doesn't have a green card and I've reported you to the Naturalization and Immigration Service!
I saw a bus just like that at one of the local churches, but they were packing in colorful instruments and amps big enough to blow the walls out of that church. I never did go back to see if it was still upright. And I can remember when I used to complain about organ music.Bein' that he's a carpenter, I think Jesus would drive a woody. And I know....I'm sure some see him in a 21-window VW bus but.......
I saw a bus just like that at one of the local churches, but they were packing in colorful instruments and amps big enough to blow the walls out of that church. I never did go back to see if it was still upright. And I can remember when I used to complain about organ music.
If Christ came to your door would you welcome him in if He was dressed as He would have been in his day.
If He walked across the lake and knocked on my back door, I'd definitely let Him in.
Strange story. This is a slightly less looney-toons version: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/32426916/...an-leaves-myanmar-after-release/#.UjEygVlnFmM
I hope I would. I think since I'm Christian...I would hope I would know Him. If He came to my door, I believe I would know right away that person was not a threat. Jesus wouldn't come across like that. We're told that we should always greet others with respect and help them when needed....we never know who we are entertaining. Sometimes Angels, and sometimes it could be Him.
Hi NS, some churches make a living playing rock and roll, and they are pulling in kids as well as old hippies. And almost all allow music. One of the local pastors told me he was thing of starting a cowboy church and play nothing but C&W. They are playing what sells. And building huge buildings to house all the their musical wiring with a audio that could be heard for two blocks around. Make no mistake, this is all about money and if they don't make it they will cease to be churches.Some churches don't allow music from technologically complex instruments to be played during their worship services.