The really scary thing is that they're easier for kids to get than books or computers. My 12 year old daughter just came home with two Peterbilt's and a Freightliner. Kids these days...
Look, Sheepdog, the Founders could not have imagined the automatic transmission, multi-wheeled vehicles of today. The laws that were written back then were meant to address single wheeled unicycles. Got that?
A single. Wheeled. Unicycle.
I'm not a vehicle banner. You can have your wheeled vehicles. But nobody needs military style trucks! Imagine how little damage there would have been if the attacker would have used a unicycle.