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It's time for another call to ban an object

Constitutional Sheepdog

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I say we ban assault trucks, no one needs more than 5 tires on a truck
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There's no Constitutional right to own a truck, is there? Oh and what about global warming? Don't liberals care about the planet?

These trucks are bad news no matter how you slice it!
 
The really scary thing is that they're easier for kids to get than books or computers. My 12 year old daughter just came home with two Peterbilt's and a Freightliner. Kids these days...
 
I say we ban assault trucks, no one needs more than 5 tires on a truck
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Look, Sheepdog, the Founders could not have imagined the automatic transmission, multi-wheeled vehicles of today. The laws that were written back then were meant to address single wheeled unicycles. Got that?

A single. Wheeled. Unicycle.

I'm not a vehicle banner. You can have your wheeled vehicles. But nobody needs military style trucks! Imagine how little damage there would have been if the attacker would have used a unicycle.
 
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