Bugsy McGurk
President
Sure, he's tall. But wimps come in all sizes.
Once Weiner got busted yet again flashing his dick online, yet another electronic device with emails on it came into possession of the FBI. Employing their usual extremely selective standard on reviewing emails, they went all a-flutter once again. Emails! Emails that could conceivably used to hound Hillary some more. Maybe. Who knows.
So, the FBI staffers went to Comey and told him about their latest "big find" (no pun intended). Comey was then faced with two choices:
1. Follow the usual FBI/DOJ protocols, and investigate. Go through the laptop emails. See if they finally have the ammo to "get Hillary." If so, then announce that to the world. OR
2. Write some crazy ass letter to GOP congressmen 11 days before the presidential election, saying nothing of substance, but hurling an innuendo slimeball at Hillary.
The appropriate move would have been option 1 - just follow the usual FBI/DOJ protocols. But, Comey feared he would come under criticism down the road if it appeared that there is something "significant" in Weiner's laptop besides his dick pics. Comey said he doesn't know now if there is anything "significant," but he would rather hurl a pre-election slimeball at Hillary than run the risk of being criticized down the road.
Yup, he's 6' 8" - the biggest wuss in recorded history.
Once Weiner got busted yet again flashing his dick online, yet another electronic device with emails on it came into possession of the FBI. Employing their usual extremely selective standard on reviewing emails, they went all a-flutter once again. Emails! Emails that could conceivably used to hound Hillary some more. Maybe. Who knows.
So, the FBI staffers went to Comey and told him about their latest "big find" (no pun intended). Comey was then faced with two choices:
1. Follow the usual FBI/DOJ protocols, and investigate. Go through the laptop emails. See if they finally have the ammo to "get Hillary." If so, then announce that to the world. OR
2. Write some crazy ass letter to GOP congressmen 11 days before the presidential election, saying nothing of substance, but hurling an innuendo slimeball at Hillary.
The appropriate move would have been option 1 - just follow the usual FBI/DOJ protocols. But, Comey feared he would come under criticism down the road if it appeared that there is something "significant" in Weiner's laptop besides his dick pics. Comey said he doesn't know now if there is anything "significant," but he would rather hurl a pre-election slimeball at Hillary than run the risk of being criticized down the road.
Yup, he's 6' 8" - the biggest wuss in recorded history.
