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1. Ford revealed its new lineup of high horsepower, gasoline powered Bronco SUVs. When asked about the failure of GM's Hummer brand a few years ago, a Ford spokesman appeared confused, and replied "huh"?
2. Candidate joe Biden is "trial Ballon testing" another unknown female veep candidate of color. She is number four? Or "7 of 9"? No word on whether he has met any of them face to face. Evidently his handlers find it more economical to have these women crowd source vetted by social media, rather than buy them a train ticket to meet personally with the presumptive nominee in his basement in Wilmington delaware. Tip to Joe: reach out to Maeve, the black woman robot in Westworld. She dies in the upcoming season 4, and her agent is open to pitches for a new role. "Have you ever doubted the nature of your reality?", Joe . . .
3. On the republican side, Trump is still threatening to continue his candidacy. And cause the loss of the GOP senate majority. And with it, ensure the appointment of at least 2 new left leaning Supreme Court judges over the next presidential term. If we can have legacy supreme court seats for an African American, a jew , and a woman, why not a socialist and a vegan? Hey, stop laughing . . . OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM IS NOT A JOKE.
4. Over 40,000 Hispanics were arrested trying to sneak into America last month. With the death of traditional print media, it's clear the natiion has no easy way to get the word out that most hotels and restaurants are closed indefinitely.
5. Elon Musk, who refuses to wear a mask, and just fathered a 5th child with his new love interest/Madonna impersonator "Grimes", Elon has also become the planets richest human in history. Watch for more teaser images of the almost-bulletproof cyber truck in Grimes' upcoming music video. And you can reserve your own cyber truck for 2022 delivery (or maybe 2023) for only $1,000 down, if the Ford Bunko seems too much like a copycat jeep wrangler.
5. Statue lives matter !! Trump claps back at rioters by promising to segregate all unpopular statues in a "garden" where they can be protected. And have mexico pay for it!
6. On hiatus: The long running TV show "Cops" with its iconic footage of overweight white cops in body armor chasing down Usain Bolt - like black teens in Nike high tops. "Cops" been replaced by game warden reality shows featuring good old boys getting cuffed by game wardens (who are also good old boys) for hunting or fishing without a license. Hands up and drop that bass !!
Question of the day: can you remember the last time a presidential candidate was elected while campaigning on a promise of higher taxes? Yeah, me neither. If Biden loses, it won't be because of Russian collusion. If he doesn't understand this simple point, doesn't that prove he's too far gone to be president?
I'm just sayin' . . .
2. Candidate joe Biden is "trial Ballon testing" another unknown female veep candidate of color. She is number four? Or "7 of 9"? No word on whether he has met any of them face to face. Evidently his handlers find it more economical to have these women crowd source vetted by social media, rather than buy them a train ticket to meet personally with the presumptive nominee in his basement in Wilmington delaware. Tip to Joe: reach out to Maeve, the black woman robot in Westworld. She dies in the upcoming season 4, and her agent is open to pitches for a new role. "Have you ever doubted the nature of your reality?", Joe . . .
3. On the republican side, Trump is still threatening to continue his candidacy. And cause the loss of the GOP senate majority. And with it, ensure the appointment of at least 2 new left leaning Supreme Court judges over the next presidential term. If we can have legacy supreme court seats for an African American, a jew , and a woman, why not a socialist and a vegan? Hey, stop laughing . . . OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM IS NOT A JOKE.
4. Over 40,000 Hispanics were arrested trying to sneak into America last month. With the death of traditional print media, it's clear the natiion has no easy way to get the word out that most hotels and restaurants are closed indefinitely.
5. Elon Musk, who refuses to wear a mask, and just fathered a 5th child with his new love interest/Madonna impersonator "Grimes", Elon has also become the planets richest human in history. Watch for more teaser images of the almost-bulletproof cyber truck in Grimes' upcoming music video. And you can reserve your own cyber truck for 2022 delivery (or maybe 2023) for only $1,000 down, if the Ford Bunko seems too much like a copycat jeep wrangler.
5. Statue lives matter !! Trump claps back at rioters by promising to segregate all unpopular statues in a "garden" where they can be protected. And have mexico pay for it!
6. On hiatus: The long running TV show "Cops" with its iconic footage of overweight white cops in body armor chasing down Usain Bolt - like black teens in Nike high tops. "Cops" been replaced by game warden reality shows featuring good old boys getting cuffed by game wardens (who are also good old boys) for hunting or fishing without a license. Hands up and drop that bass !!
Question of the day: can you remember the last time a presidential candidate was elected while campaigning on a promise of higher taxes? Yeah, me neither. If Biden loses, it won't be because of Russian collusion. If he doesn't understand this simple point, doesn't that prove he's too far gone to be president?
I'm just sayin' . . .
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