GordonGecko
President
March 24th- Louisiana-- Sing "The City of New Orleans" not realizing it's about a train.
April 3rd- District of Columbia-- Declare "some of my favorite national monuments are here in DC"
Maryland-- "I love Maryland...I just had some crabcakes and bought a Terrapin sweater!"
Wisconsin-- "Don't ya just love cheese?"
April 24th- Connecticut-- "CT is the Nutmeg State, you know? Ann and I love nutmeg in our hot chocolate at the mansion in Aspen!"
Delaware-- "Delaware is a great state. Home to ...uh....lots of stuff.. that is really great!"
New York-- "Youse guys know the song? It's up to you, New York...NEW YORK!!! Isn't that a fun song?"
Pennsylvania-- "If I was a drinking man, I'd love me a nice cold Iron City"
Rhode Island-- "Hawaii and Rhode Island are two of my favorite islands in the whole United States!"
May 8th- Indiana-- "When I was a boy, my dad would take us to the Indy 500. From up in the luxury boxes, we could see the whole race and still get a great 5 course meal!"
North Carolina-- "Tarheel State, right? Right? I'm a Tarheel born and a Tarheel bred and when I die, I'll be a dead Tarheel!"
West Virginia-- "Some of my best friends are coal company owners!"
May 15th- Nebraska-- "Nebraska. Lincoln, Nebraska. Home of our 16th President! A great Republican!"
Oregon-- "Potatoes. Who doesn't love potatoes? I can't get enough of 'em!"
May 22nd- Arkansas-- "Suuuuuuuue, pig. Right, right?"
Kentucky-- "My Ol' Kentucky Home....you high school kids love that song, right?"
May 29th- Texas-- "Don't mess with the Cowboys, huh?"
June 5th- California-- "You know the song? They say Californey is the place you ought to be, so we loaded up the truck and we moved to Bev'erly! Love that song, right?"
Montana-- "Uhm....great to be here in....Montana. Yeah, Montana. Going to need you to fight hard this Fall to make sure Obama doesn't win in Montana!"
New Jersey-- "The Sopranos, huh? Great show. Ann and I watch it on A&E. Took all the foul language out...so it's great entertainment. Love New Jersey!"
New Mexico-- "You know my dad was actually born in OLD Mexico...so this is sort of like a homecoming for the Romney family!"
South Dakota-- "Got to say, South Dakota is among my favorite Dakotas!"
June 26th- Utah-- "Come on....seriously. Do I even need to campaign here???"
April 3rd- District of Columbia-- Declare "some of my favorite national monuments are here in DC"
Maryland-- "I love Maryland...I just had some crabcakes and bought a Terrapin sweater!"
Wisconsin-- "Don't ya just love cheese?"
April 24th- Connecticut-- "CT is the Nutmeg State, you know? Ann and I love nutmeg in our hot chocolate at the mansion in Aspen!"
Delaware-- "Delaware is a great state. Home to ...uh....lots of stuff.. that is really great!"
New York-- "Youse guys know the song? It's up to you, New York...NEW YORK!!! Isn't that a fun song?"
Pennsylvania-- "If I was a drinking man, I'd love me a nice cold Iron City"
Rhode Island-- "Hawaii and Rhode Island are two of my favorite islands in the whole United States!"
May 8th- Indiana-- "When I was a boy, my dad would take us to the Indy 500. From up in the luxury boxes, we could see the whole race and still get a great 5 course meal!"
North Carolina-- "Tarheel State, right? Right? I'm a Tarheel born and a Tarheel bred and when I die, I'll be a dead Tarheel!"
West Virginia-- "Some of my best friends are coal company owners!"
May 15th- Nebraska-- "Nebraska. Lincoln, Nebraska. Home of our 16th President! A great Republican!"
Oregon-- "Potatoes. Who doesn't love potatoes? I can't get enough of 'em!"
May 22nd- Arkansas-- "Suuuuuuuue, pig. Right, right?"
Kentucky-- "My Ol' Kentucky Home....you high school kids love that song, right?"
May 29th- Texas-- "Don't mess with the Cowboys, huh?"
June 5th- California-- "You know the song? They say Californey is the place you ought to be, so we loaded up the truck and we moved to Bev'erly! Love that song, right?"
Montana-- "Uhm....great to be here in....Montana. Yeah, Montana. Going to need you to fight hard this Fall to make sure Obama doesn't win in Montana!"
New Jersey-- "The Sopranos, huh? Great show. Ann and I watch it on A&E. Took all the foul language out...so it's great entertainment. Love New Jersey!"
New Mexico-- "You know my dad was actually born in OLD Mexico...so this is sort of like a homecoming for the Romney family!"
South Dakota-- "Got to say, South Dakota is among my favorite Dakotas!"
June 26th- Utah-- "Come on....seriously. Do I even need to campaign here???"
