Mitt Romney's top ten post-election career prospects

[Bo-4]

I'm rather fond of this one.

2. Game show host

Mitt Romney to host a new talent show, America's Got Trees, in which the failed presidential candidate and a panel including Tyra Banks and Edward Knipling, administrator of the US Agricultural Research Service, sit in judgment of contestants' trees. At the climax of each round Romney reveals which tree is "just the right height".

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2012/nov/22/mitt-romney-top-10-career

 

[zzigzzag]

I'd guess the last one. Nothing. Employing the "living well is the best revenge" theory, we'll be seeing lots of footage of him enjoying his money. "Nya nya nya....I'm still rich. It was your money I flushed and I don't care."

 

[Bo-4]

I'd guess the last one. Nothing. Employing the "living well is the best revenge" theory, we'll be seeing lots of footage of him enjoying his money. "Nya nya nya....I'm still rich. It was your money I flushed and I don't care."

Yep, this one is currently occupied. ;-)

6. Bitter old man

You lost the election – so why not fail to get over it by ceaselessly moaning about the guy who beat you, while going on the Sunday talk shows and making idle threats? Note: this post is currently occupied by John McCain.

 

[TomFitz]

Game show host.....

Maybe he'll moderate a GOP Primary debate in 2016. IF they're anything like the clown car of 2012, game show host isn't too far off.

Of course, he could become a Fox Noise pundit. That's not too far off either!

 

[Friday13]

He already has #6 and #10 covered...

 

[Zoar]

Host of reality show on FOX called "The Insulter". On this show Romney travels around the world insulting people to their face in various venues and situations. Huge Hit Potential. One episode he insults fans at a Football Game, the next he is at a formal state dinner in China and he insults the entire Chinese heads of state! Hilarious stuff. Could win him a Pulitzer....... (hehe).

 

[Friday13]

He could take over when Jerry Springer retires...or be elected prez of the Liar's Club.

 

[zzigzzag]

He might be qualified to be a Brylcreem model. He'd just have to beat out the Gotti boys and a few other neocons.

 

[Zoar]

Dress shirts with square pattern "model". Is that a plaid pattern?

 

[Friday13]

He could be a store manikin...

 

[MaryAnne]

How about a sales person for Mom Jeans?They look so hot on him,Not!

 

[Judy1]

LIKE!
I like the all female executive headhunting business: Binders Full of Women!

 

[Friday13]

He could make "fitness" videos...

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