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Easter Bunny "minder" signals the end of Biden's "press availability" . . .
Not pictured: whoever is actually running our government
Not pictured: whoever is actually running our government
Biden's decline is obvious to everyone but the press (nypost.com)
After the 2020 election, I made what I thought was a safe prediction: Biden would remain in the oval office as caretaker president through the midterms, then “retire for health reasons”. That looks completely untenable now.
It is clear that Biden gas has experienced accelerating senile dementia. The humor tinged wit which was on view for decades is completely gone. Replacing it is an ungrammatical word salad, frequently off topic to the simplest questions being asked. And not just on Title 42. Here's an even more recent example:
“There’s nothing conservative about deciding you’re going to throw Disney out of its present posture. Because Mickey Mouse? In fact, do you think we should be not be able to say, you know, ‘gay’? I mean, what’s going on here?”
Yes . . . what IS going on here? Can anyone even guess what question Biden was attempting to respond to?
Things have deteriorated so dramatically that a key White House staffer was forced to dress up as the Easter Bunny a week ago, and follow Biden around to keep him from answering non-egg questions. Right on cue, she jumped in front of the president, gesticulating wildly, to prevent him from giving an answer to . . . well, does it really matter? And we're worried that Putin will do something completely irresponsible????
We've now reached the stage where Biden is fulfilling all the democrats' most extreme predictions about the likely failings of the Trump administration.
- War in Europe, with an ineffective US response
- Neutralization of NATO
- Insiders and family members with foreign deals, suggesting corruption
- Inflation of 25%+ in vital areas like energy, food, homes/rents
- An epidemic of homelessness
- Skyrocketing interest rates, and a crashing stock market which is cratering retiree's' savings 401k and IRA accounts
This is a terrifying time. The constitutional successor to an incapacitated president is a dimwitted loon, who was selected on race/gender, to snare the ballots of morons who vote on identify politics. The constitutional successor to both the president/VP is . . . (ahem) Nancy Pelosi, the most unpopular politician in America for the past decade, who has her own vast trail of inscrutable word salad malaprops.
I speak now to the faceless lackeys who think they are running things in the west wing. We don't have to endure Putin detonating a warning nuke in eastern Europe for history to judge you guilty of subverting our government. You need to do your jobs and have the President properly attended to, medically. His last act before retirement should be to replace Kamala Harris with someone suitable for these crises. No . . . not Buttigieg. And If you insist on a New Yorker, some people might accept Chuck Schumer, or even Hillary Clinton. (As she'd be the first to remind you, it's “her turn”). Both have a full rolodex of able advisors who could help see this thing through, to 2024.
The 2022 midterms are lost, whether Biden retires now, or later. There's only risk, and no reward, in prolonging the inevitable change in the oval office. If you don't fulfill your duties to help with an orderly transition, you won't even get an MSNBC talking head job when this is over. Just congressional hearings about your actions . . .