Newsflash:

[Barbella]

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

:-D

 

[Dawg]

ROTFLMFAO

barb, tonight if ya here, do try out shoutbox.......top left click....it was a hoot last night, actually pleasant until some libs entered trying to fvck it up..........

 

[ITALIA]

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

:-D

Oh my a blond joke. Waiting for a link.

 

[Barbella]

Oh my a blond joke. Waiting for a link.

You want a link to a joke? Why?

 

[ITALIA]

You want a link to a joke? Why?

No no. A joke doesn't have all that detail with name and age and city and all the other details. You meant it to be taken as real by some of your brain dead comrades. I know you.

 

[Barbella]

No no. A joke doesn't have all that detail with name and age and city and all the other details. You meant it to be taken as real by some of your brain dead comrades. I know you.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Speaking of brain dead....here you are!

 

[Barbella]

No no. A joke doesn't have all that detail with name and age and city and all the other details. You meant it to be taken as real by some of your brain dead comrades. I know you.

Ok here ya go. Although I found the joke on my facebook page (and KNEW it was a joke, btw, although there was no link there either, LOL)....

I found a link, just for you. http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2011/07/pillsbury-dougboy-blows-out-womans-brains/

Happy now?

PS: Notice top left of page, where it says "Humor/Satire"? It says that for a reason....

Just sayin'.....

 

[Addy]

lol.. Barb, I was holding my breath when I first started reading, what a relief after I had read your entire post, I cracked up..

 

[Barbella]

lol.. Barb, I was holding my breath when I first started reading, what a relief after I had read your entire post, I cracked up..

I know....it was the unexpected ending that made it so funny....:-D

 

[Renee]

Oh my a blond joke. Waiting for a link.

Of course blond women are stupid....we used to call them polish jokes but we knew that was classifying a group negatively....but stupid women are a sanctioned prejudice.

 

[Barbella]

Of course blond women are stupid....we used to call them polish jokes but we knew that was classifying a group negatively....but stupid women are a sanctioned prejudice.

Oh, go buy yourself a sense of humor, will you?

 

[MaryAnne]

You want a link to a joke? Why?

A joke. When I heard it was in Miami Beach,but it is funny,barb!

Some poster on another board said he liked blondes,brunettes and red heads. I told him he would like me, I have been all of them, Another poster chimed in," me too!"

 

[Barbella]

A joke. When I heard it was in Miami Beach,but it is funny,barb!

Some poster on another board said he liked blondes,brunettes and red heads. I told him he would like me, I have been all of them, Another poster chimed in," me too!"

What a coincidence....me, too!!!

 

[MaryAnne]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Speaking of brain dead....here you are!

Oh my,Barb, I thought every one had heard that! you could make it brunette,what ever.

I was in Lowe's this week looking at paint,the guy was so nice I asked his name because I know how important a pat on the back is.

He loved where I used to work and knew it well.I told him,"of course I was a blonde then!" He rubbed his head and said," I used to have hair!"

 

[Barbella]

Oh my,Barb, I thought every one had heard that! you could make it brunette,what ever.

I was in Lowe's this week looking at paint,the guy was so nice I asked his name because I know how important a pat on the back is.

He loved where I used to work and knew it well.I told him,"of course I was a blonde then!" He rubbed his head and said," I used to have hair!"

I love people with a sense of humor....it's indispensable to me. :-D

 

[MaryAnne]

Of course blond women are stupid....we used to call them polish jokes but we knew that was classifying a group negatively....but stupid women are a sanctioned prejudice.

As one poster once said," we must like each other,we keep coming back!"

Come on,Renee! Loosen up a bit! Out side of politics we have fun!

And with WS48, or who ever ,maybe we can give the board a kick,bringing back our old posters!

 

[MaryAnne]

I love people with a sense of humor....it's indispensable to me. :-D

It is essential to life! In the last 2 years I have made a whole group of new friends. We have all been through the mill and are having a ball.

Even the Minister,who I have been critical about his politics in the pulpit,picked up a can of whipped cream last night,got a gleam in his eye! I said," Don't you dare!" He laughed his head off. A sense of humor can take you through anything! We were having a Ladies' Tea, and the men were serving.

 

[Renee]

As one poster once said," we must like each other,we keep coming back!"

Come on,Renee! Loosen up a bit! Out side of politics we have fun!

And with WS48, or who ever ,maybe we can give the board a kick,bringing back our old posters!

Sorry...but I don't like sexist or racist jokes. ...occupational hazard. And one thing I am not known for is lacking a sense of humor. I think that is why I am a successful speaker, I use a lot of humor. ..never boring!

 

[Dawg]

this is not a joke:

'Ossad' has left the House√

 

[Renee]

Oh, go buy yourself a sense of humor, will you?

people find these funny too...


Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands!

Jesus is coming, but he pulled out.