Oh, Canada

[Zam-Zam]

Canadian Reporterperson Announces Policepersons Have Identified Gunperson​

VANCOUVER — Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identify of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge.

Anchorpersons at the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation confirmed that newspersons on the ground had confirmed the identity with multiple policepersons and firepersons present at the scene.

"CBC News can now confirm that local patrolpersons have a positive ID on the gunperson," said reporterperson Brad Stevenson. "The identification came through a city councilperson who passed a tip from a mailperson on to a policeperson. We now go live to our cameraperson who is on the scene."

At publishing time, the CBC anchorperson had turned things over to the station's weatherperson for what to expect this weekend.

Canadian Reporterperson Announces Policepersons Have Identified Gunperson

VANCOUVER — Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identify of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge.

babylonbee.com

Also:

Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common​

Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common

U.S. — With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has remained completely stumped as to anything recent mass shooters could have in common.

babylonbee.com

It's a puzzler for sure...


The usual satire warning for those ready to squeal "Fake News" because they don't get it...

 

[John T]

The Leftist won't get the Satire even with a disclaimer.

However .... the Satire is spot on.

Leftist Insanity is what is allowing these Trans terrorist to murder school children.

Both in Canada and here in the US.

 

[RickWA]

The Leftist won't get the Satire even with a disclaimer.

However .... the Satire is spot on.

Leftist Insanity is what is allowing these Trans terrorist to murder school children.

Both in Canada and here in the US.

If a thing is wrong, the leftist is for it.

 

[John T]

If a thing is wrong, the leftist is for it.

I agree ....

And, anyone who refers to this Trans Mass Murdering man as a woman is also contributing to this sickness and the tragedies that come from it.

That would include Law Enforcement.

Canadian Law Enforcement is still referring to this man as a woman.

 

[RickWA]

I agree ....

And, anyone who refers to this Trans Mass Murdering man as a woman is also contributing to this sickness and the tragedies that come from it.

That would include Law Enforcement.

Canadian Law Enforcement is still referring to this man as a woman.

 

[Zam-Zam]

The Leftist won't get the Satire even with a disclaimer.

However .... the Satire is spot on.

Leftist Insanity is what is allowing these Trans terrorist to murder school children.

Both in Canada and here in the US.

I expect the Leftists to ignore this thread.

Not a whole lot for them to say, is there?

 

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Canadian Reporterperson Announces Policepersons Have Identified Gunperson​

VANCOUVER — Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identify of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge.

Anchorpersons at the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation confirmed that newspersons on the ground had confirmed the identity with multiple policepersons and firepersons present at the scene.

"CBC News can now confirm that local patrolpersons have a positive ID on the gunperson," said reporterperson Brad Stevenson. "The identification came through a city councilperson who passed a tip from a mailperson on to a policeperson. We now go live to our cameraperson who is on the scene."

At publishing time, the CBC anchorperson had turned things over to the station's weatherperson for what to expect this weekend.

Canadian Reporterperson Announces Policepersons Have Identified Gunperson

VANCOUVER — Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identify of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge.

babylonbee.com

Also:

Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common​

View attachment 86140

Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common

U.S. — With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has remained completely stumped as to anything recent mass shooters could have in common.

babylonbee.com

It's a puzzler for sure...


The usual satire warning for those ready to squeal "Fake News" because they don't get it...

upvoted funny.

context - (for real) police persons had been called to the residence numerous times over the years because of violence. at one point they confiscated guns from the perpetrator person (last year). evidently psychiatrist persons in Canada aren't good at recognizing threats?

 

[Zam-Zam]

upvoted funny.

context - (for real) police persons had been called to the residence numerous times over the years because of violence. at one point they confiscated guns from the perpetrator person (last year). evidently psychiatrist persons in Canada aren't good at recognizing threats?

I can't wait for the far left to insist "person" is a biased, derogatory term and replace it with "living entity" or some such nonsense.

 

[BlueNY22]

If a thing is wrong, the leftist is for it.

That's today's leftist
For Muslim Terrorists invading Europe
For Chopping body parts off kids (Who cares if it causes mass shootings.)

 

[TBLee]

I can't wait for the far left to insist "person" is a biased, derogatory term and replace it with "living entity" or some such nonsense.

Hold onto your hat. It will probably actually happen.

 

[Zam-Zam]

I agree ....

And, anyone who refers to this Trans Mass Murdering man as a woman is also contributing to this sickness and the tragedies that come from it.

That would include Law Enforcement.

Canadian Law Enforcement is still referring to this man as a woman.

I believe for some on the left the fact that this person killed a bunch of innocent people is not nearly as important as whether or not this person's personal pronouns are protected.

God forbid someone refer to the killer as a he or a she...

Too binary!

 

[RickWA]

I believe for some on the left the fact that this person killed a bunch of innocent people is not nearly as important as whether or not this person's personal pronouns are protected.

God forbid someone refer to the killer as a he or a she...

Too binary!

Surely this requires Trumpjackery. “Clearly, Trump referring to Canada as the 51st state triggered this already-bullied, at-risk, marginalized person…effectively forcing the action”.

 

[Zam-Zam]

Surely this requires Trumpjackery. “Clearly, Trump referring to Canada as the 51st state triggered this already-bullied, at-risk, marginalized person…effectively forcing the action”.

Of course.

Must...Not...Discuss...Topic.

 

[BackAlive]

I believe for some on the left the fact that this person killed a bunch of innocent people is not nearly as important as whether or not this person's personal pronouns are protected.

God forbid someone refer to the killer as a he or a she...

Too binary!

Thankfully Canadians could give a fvck what you think about them

 

[Spamature]

Canadian Reporterperson Announces Policepersons Have Identified Gunperson​

VANCOUVER — Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identify of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge.

Anchorpersons at the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation confirmed that newspersons on the ground had confirmed the identity with multiple policepersons and firepersons present at the scene.

"CBC News can now confirm that local patrolpersons have a positive ID on the gunperson," said reporterperson Brad Stevenson. "The identification came through a city councilperson who passed a tip from a mailperson on to a policeperson. We now go live to our cameraperson who is on the scene."

At publishing time, the CBC anchorperson had turned things over to the station's weatherperson for what to expect this weekend.

Canadian Reporterperson Announces Policepersons Have Identified Gunperson

VANCOUVER — Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identify of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge.

babylonbee.com

Also:

Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common​

View attachment 86140

Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common

U.S. — With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has remained completely stumped as to anything recent mass shooters could have in common.

babylonbee.com

It's a puzzler for sure...


The usual satire warning for those ready to squeal "Fake News" because they don't get it...

No one is baffled by what these 3 have in common.
Nor will they be when the next of their kind strikes.

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Patrick Crusius (El Paso, TX - 2019): Accused of killing 23 people at a Walmart​

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Brenton Tarrant (Christchurch, New Zealand - 2019): The suspect who killed 51 worshippers at two mosques​

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John Earnest (Poway, CA - 2019): The suspect in the Chabad of Poway synagogue shooting​

They all credited your MAGA King in their manifestos as inspiration for their racist and horrific acts of mass murder.

 

[Zam-Zam]

I agree ....

And, anyone who refers to this Trans Mass Murdering man as a woman is also contributing to this sickness and the tragedies that come from it.

That would include Law Enforcement.

Canadian Law Enforcement is still referring to this man as a woman.

I remember reading a story some years back about a (woman) in Great Britain who "identified" as a dog.

She wore a collar, insisted on being taken for "walkies" and ate out of a bowl placed on the floor.

You can claim to be whatever you wish, but that doesn't make it so.

XX or XY chromosomes...That's what nature does. The rest is in people's heads.