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Phyllis Diller, age 95

Mr. Witness

My favorite joke: "I've had so many facelifts, I'm starting to grow a beard."

I've stolen and modified it to "Nancy Pelosi was in an elevator when an intern turned to her and said "nice tits," to which Nancy replied "Those are my kneecaps."
 
And i was born July 3, 1957 in Burbank. :D


...6 Flags...over Burbank...

I've been to Burbank. A friend lived on Satsuma...


The great Steve Goodman...

Fell asleep last night with the T-V on. Oh, what a dream I had.
I dreamed I answered every single one of those late night mail order ads.
And four to six weeks later, much to my surprise,
The mailman came to my front door, and I couldn't believe my eyes
When he brought the Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
A bamboo steamer, and a Garden Weasel too,
And a tie-dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from Six Flags Over Burbank....


[video=youtube;HnqtGjHJjs8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnqtGjHJjs8[/video]
 
That guy's fantastic.. saw him in Portland many years ago!

I hope so...he died in '84!

At times funny, others poignant, he was a rare writer. "A Dying Cubs Fan Last Request" combines them...

[video=youtube;7xBxZGQ1dJk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xBxZGQ1dJk&feature=related[/video]
 
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