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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/20/obama-urges-action-halt-isis-cancer-uk-steps-up-fight-jihadis
At least one poster is mad at Kevin Sorbo. As he’s my least favorite Hercules (I'd go for either Steve Reeves or Lou Ferrigno) normally I’d gleefully join a Sorbo smashing fest. But not this time.
Sorry, whats your name from ohio – Sorbo is NOT a racist for calling the Ferguson rioters animals. If you act like an animal you can be identified as one. This is not a racial, or even mammalian profiling. No more so than saying someone is a “bull in a china shop” is racist.
Now on to president, who at the same moment Sorbo was getting bitch slapped in Ohio, Obama was terming ISIS a “cancer”. Not racist either. Even though cancer is probably lower on the evolutionary scale than bulls in china shops, chickens, mad dogs and Englishmen, or WASPS (raise your hand if you’re a wasp, please).
I believe ISIS is a cancer. Or some sort of germ or virus. Right on Mr. President. If you had a better speechwriter, he’d have given you the following line: “ISIS is a disease, and I’m the cure. Do you feel lucky, germs? Do you?”. (full disclosure, I’m still available to write for you, either on a per-piece basis or on retainer.)
Sorbo – you need a better speech writer too. And probably a new agent. I suppose you’ll move on from playing a scrawny Hercules to a corpulent Zeus or something like that, the next time they remake “Clash of the Kittens”, or whatever its called. How about a remake of “Sorbo the Greek” . . . ?
Full disclosure – Kevin Sorbo is a libertarian, and spokeperson for Sorbo is the spokesman for A World Fit for Kids! (AWFFK!), a non-profit organization that trains teenagers to become mentors to younger children. Read more at wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Sorbo
