NightSwimmer
Senator
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing Arkansas.
Q: What did Delaware?
A: Her New Jersey.
A: The same thing Arkansas.
Q: What did Delaware?
A: Her New Jersey.
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NightSwimmer
Senator
Q: When is the most appropriate time to schedule a dental appointment?
A: Tooth Hurty.
A: Tooth Hurty.
Havelock
Mayor
NightSwimmer
Senator
You're more than welcome, my friend!
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too, if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too, if you had to change in the middle of the street!
NightSwimmer
Senator
Q: Which part of a computer is the favorite among astronauts?
A: The space bar.
A: The space bar.
NightSwimmer
Senator
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls.
BTW: This is a public thread. Contributions are welcome.
A: He heard the referee calling fowls.
BTW: This is a public thread. Contributions are welcome.
NightSwimmer
Senator
Q: Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl using the restroom?
A: Because the P is silent.
A: Because the P is silent.
LeRoy_Was_Here
Senator
Where did you get all these, Nightswimmer? In grade school?
NightSwimmer
Senator
I don't remember. That's probably where some of them came from.
Hey! This place could use a little levity. I made an open invitation for anyone to contribute if they have some that are better.
NightSwimmer
Senator
Q: Why is the Tyrannosaurus Rex unable to clap it's hands?
A: Because it is extinct.
A: Because it is extinct.
NightSwimmer
Senator
Heh!
Thanks for playing!
Thanks for playing!
NightSwimmer
Senator
Q: What is a 6.9?
A: A good time screwed up by a period.
A: A good time screwed up by a period.
MaryAnne
Governor
LeRoy_Was_Here
Senator
Are you guys snowed in? you seem to be bored out of your skull!
69 is NEVER 'boring', MaryAnne. Never.
NightSwimmer
Senator
Q: Why can a woman never get any help from her brother?
A: Because he can't be a brother and assist her too.
A: Because he can't be a brother and assist her too.
OldGaffer
Governor
That one left a mark.
OldGaffer
Governor
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
