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What the hell is a ," Fleshlight?"

It's sorta funny whenever anyone posts something even remotely linked to sex. There's a certain set of usual suspects that can always be counted on to ejaculate the first thing that pops into their little head. And ya know...."they say" that the first thing that comes to mind, tends to be the most real.
 
Poor Right Wingers, always way behind the curve. Indeed, they don't want no stinking contraceptives or sex EDJUMACATION. They prefer feeling around in the dark and ooooops if a baby is made, Jesus must have planned it all along. (or some other such weird Jesus ordained it logic)
 
Poor Right Wingers, always way behind the curve. Indeed, they don't want no stinking contraceptives or sex EDJUMACATION. They prefer feeling around in the dark and ooooops if a baby is made, Jesus must have planned it all along. (or some other such weird Jesus ordained it logic)


I effing hate rubbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Is that how right-wingers have sex? No wonder they're so agitated. All that gubmint money being wasted on contraception, when it could have gone to spare batteries instead.


Naaaa we do it the old fashioned way. Cuffs, knife tickling, and we like to slap grown women's bare asses a couple of times to really get em in the mood.

They love it.
 
They are also referred to pocket pussies.

"That is not your daddy's shotgun cowboy!". RLE


I suspect that you've done more than you realize to illuminate the fear and loathing with which right-wingers approach the subject of normal human sexuality. They fear it because they don't understand it.
 
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