Something to consider

[Judy1]

The Pope was out on the balcony of his residence where he was making his regular appearance before the throngs of faithfull below. He was speaking about the Church's teachings as it related to families..:"eh, the woman, she should have lots of bambinos, its Gods will, she should no use birth control pills, birth control wrong, no use birth control"

Suddenly from below, an italian woman dressed in black, three toddler aged children tugging at her dress, her hair unkempt, her face somewhat haggard, spoke up against the Pope. "Hey, you no playa the game, you no maka the rules!"


I grew up catholic, that is my absolute favorite catholic joke!

 

[Patrick]

One day Jesus was out walking with the disciples and a group of men approached him dragging a woman with them.

"Master," they said to him. "This woman was taken in adultery, in the very act! Now, Moses commanded us that such should be stoned, but what sayest thou?"

And Jesus said, "He that it without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her."

And one by one, the men started to leave, but then, all of a sudden, a rock comes sailing over the crowd, strikes the adultress and she dies.

The crowd parts and a the woman who threw the rock was standing there, alone.

Jesus approaches the woman and says, "You know, Mom, sometimes you really piss me off!"

 

[GordonGecko]

You know why Southern Baptists don't have sex standing up?



Might lead to dancing.