Stats just in from TSA!

[Bo-4]

Happy holidays to all you air travelers!!!!

The T.S.A. has disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security

• Terrorists Discovered - 0
• Transvestites - 133
• Hernias - 1,485
• Hemorrhoid cases - 3,172
• Enlarged Prostates - 8,249
• Breast Implants - 59,350
• Natural Blondes - 3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.

Thought you'd like to know.

 

[Union_Jack_1972]

Happy holidays to all you air travelers!!!!

The T.S.A. has disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security

• Terrorists Discovered - 0
• Transvestites - 133
• Hernias - 1,485
• Hemorrhoid cases - 3,172
• Enlarged Prostates - 8,249
• Breast Implants - 59,350
• Natural Blondes - 3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.

Thought you'd like to know.

How do they know that there were 3 natural blondes?

Did they do a beaver or beaver cleaver search?

 

[Bo-4]

How do they know that there were 3 natural blondes?

Did they do a beaver or beaver cleaver search?

They call it the "Eddie Haskell" Jack.. "My Mrs. Cleaver.. something isn't quite right with the Beaver today"