the terrible science of sun spots

[Days]

My latest nuclear fusion conspiracy theory.... the whole surface of the sun is in on this one.

sun spots

Those nefarious nuclear storms raging on the surface of the sun.

be very afraid.

Now, I know that NASA would tell you that those are just tiny dark spots, ignore them, they mean nothing. But beware, those spots only appear tiny from an earth telescope because they are so far away. Now get this, and keep it under your hat, okay? The sun is much larger than the earth. See, they don't want you to know that those sun spots are actually huge nuclear storms, about the same size as our planet! In reality, those are immense nuclear fusion explosions, kicking out nuclear radiation on a scale so large, they literally flood the open space between the sun and Jupiter with Bazillions of energetic particles; also known as radiation poisoning.

It is an evil solar plot to keep manned space flight in low earth orbit under the protection of the earth's magnetosphere, which captures those energetic particles in the earth's magnetic fields.

When huge thunderstorms cover hundreds of miles on the surface of the earth, they conspire to drop raindrops. Gazillions of raindrops. (Gazillions are a much smaller number than Bazillions... which can be understood to be a Gazillion Gazillions.) It is an evil angelic plot to water the surface of the earth. Trees live in terror of the lightening strikes from these storms.

When huge solar storms rage on the surface of the sun, they conspire to emit energetic particles, that are actually charged protons bursting with 100 million electron volt energy. Bazillions of energetic particles. Here's the big secret; it is the storms that produce the particles. Chain reaction fusion explosions are kicking out the particles for days on end... spraying the solar system with energetic particles, non-stop, for however long the solar storms last.

I know you are sitting there asking yourself, "why should I believe this guy? How do I know whether these thunderstorms or sun spots really exist? Has anyone ever seen these raindrops? What about these energetic particles? That's gotta be a crock"

But it is all true. You just never hear about such things because its locked in the secret society of natural physics. Pass it on. Thunderstorms and solar storms. Raindrops and energetic particles. The secret mysterious behavior of the sun and the earth. If anybody asks you what you are talking about, just tell them Dalmatians. don't let NASA catch you, cuz this is top secret stuff. Okay, I'm quietly going to submit this... just try to stay cool...

 

[gabriel]

all u had to do was go to school and u would have discovered this years ago

 

[Days]

what, you believe me? I made it all up. There are no thunderstorms or solar storms. that's a bunch of conspiracy theory.

 

[gabriel]

i dont listen to you one way or the other

 

[NightSwimmer]

Here's a scary picture

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[Days]

holy smokes! that is scary.

there are so many solar studies going on, on any given day you can Google for green suns, red suns, orange suns, yellow suns, blue suns, purple suns, our studies are producing all sorts of suns.

 

[Days]

I know, cuz I read what you write.

 

[gabriel]

good

 

[LeRoy_Was_Here]

You're silly. Lightning just means that the Sky Gods are angry. Didn't they teach you that back in the Dark Ages?

 

[Days]

whatever, the trees are terrified. If it rains enough, those trees can run uphill.

 

[LeRoy_Was_Here]

whatever, the trees are terrified. If it rains enough, those trees can run uphill.

LeRoy: Ironically enough, that's what the creationists have to say happened during the 'Great Flood', to explain the fossil record.

 

[Days]

but only the deciduous trees, right? Because they have faster roots... and pssst, here's how they did it; they had a secret contract with the great god Nike to equip them with root running shoes that gave them the edge over the Army boots commonly donned by the conifer trees. That gave them the speed advantage versus the stronger tap roots of the pine trees... It's all natural history, LeRoy. You need to read "The politics of Pine Needles" by Risenstar Daysman ... he covers the whole event.

 

[LeRoy_Was_Here]

but only the deciduous trees, right? Because they have faster roots... and pssst, here's how they did it; they had a secret contract with the great god Nike to equip them with root running shoes that gave them the edge over the Army boots commonly donned by the conifer trees. That gave them the speed advantage versus the stronger tap roots of the pine trees... It's all natural history, LeRoy. You need to read "The politics of Pine Needles" by Risenstar Daysman ... he covers the whole event.

LeRoy: That's right, but it's because the deciduous trees are 'smarter' than the slow-witted coniferous trees, and could sense the flood waters coming sooner than their pine-tree brethren. So they knew when to start running uphill.

 

[Days]

The deciduous trees actually had the first tsunami warning system, of course it was all destroyed by the great flood, but while the slow witted grunts in the regular coniferous army were relying on sheer numbers for protection, the new lightening strike units of maples and Poplars had all the technological advantages. You run from floods with the army you have. Its all covered in "the perils of purloining pine trees pining away in sub-polar regions" by Parousia Dayspring.

 

[LeRoy_Was_Here]

Well, at least you have a sense of humor about this, Days.

 

[Days]

I try to reach people where they are at. I only got mad at you cuz I know, you know this stuff. But you refuse to apply it. We should have looked at that Apollo 13 flight closer. The Apollo missions didn't have radiation cooling panels, but that doesn't stop some wiki poster from adding them to the LEM. So I'm sure they will add them to the command module. If we add cooling panels to the command module and LEM, they would have been shut off during the Apollo 13 mission. Now what? Well, if you are halfway to the moon, your goose is cooked. But if you are in low earth orbit, you are slowly getting cold. So, where was Apollo 13? Even if Apollo 13 had radiation cooling panels to turn off, once they turned them off, the cabin starts to cool... so they weren't using cooling panels were they? Obviously not. Whatever they turned off, was warming the cabin, not cooling it.