as seen on tv
Senator
“Hey, South Korean President Park Geun-Hye – there’s a fax for you !!”
“A fax? What the hell is that?” (she replies)
“You can send a physical piece of paper over the phone lines, and have it print here. Someone just sent you a fax document. I know . . . I’m surprised we even have any machines like that still running too”
“What does it say, General?” (she asks)
“Its from North Korean dictator Kim Jung Un. One sentence: “We can strike without notice”.
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/12/20/north-korea-threatens-to-strike-south-without-notice/
“Strike without notice? What the hell does that mean? It kind of defeats the point, if you send a fax first, doesn’t it?” (she replies)
“He’s just a boy, what does he know, Madame President?”
“Well, boy or not, i'm not taking any chances. Put the army on high alert, I suppose. I’m not counting on America to come to our assistance, after that Benghazi thing. If they won’t defend their own ambassador, it’s a sure bet they won’t fire a single shot to help us either”
“Right away, Madame President”
