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10 – America’s Nobel peace prize winner is the president. China keeps theirs in prison
9 – We have higher personal income and lower taxes than any country in Europe. Lower unemployment too.
8 – Most Americans were more concerned about the MLB playoffs than the shutdown.
7 – We have abundant and affordable food due to our failure to outlaw genetically modified seeds.
6 – Lowest gas prices of any “developed” country.
5 – You can get a full week’s worth of school lunches for approximately the cost of one Starbucks.
4 – Michael Vick and Tiger Woods show the inherent nature of Americans to forgive
3 – Obama closing the book on Osama Bin Laden shows that forgiveness has limits
2 – We invented the internet. Almost all of it is in English. Imagine if China had gotten there first.
1 – Millions of illegal aliens are still risking their lives to sneak in and take the jobs which our hard core unemployed feel are beneath their dignity.
