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On Fox & Friends this morning, it was revealed that “two lucky winners” will get an expense paid trip to dine with Trump at Mar A Largo. No contribution to this fund raising supper needed to enter, but I suppose it wouldn’t help. After all, various governments contributed to the Clinton foundation even though the disclaimer made it clear that they could win a foreign policy or arms sale lottery without contributing to the secretary of state’s “charity”. And over $200 million was donated.
As a method of (briefly) changing the conversation, there’s no problem with inviting Joe Sixpack or Maria Sanchez (“plus 1”) to a 7 course lobster meal in Florida. Even if Joe or Maria unloads about what they wish Trump would do differently, he’s going to at least look like a good sport. And Joe and Maria, based on the laws of probability, are probably going to have better ideas than Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, or Oprah Winfrey, no?
I’m not entering Trump’s contest, even though I’d love to take my daughter Dani to Florida and escape some of this freezing weather caused by global warming. She hasn’t been since she was 8 years old, when we visited disneyworld.
In lieu of visiting Trumps contest website, I’ve decided to list below the top 10 things I would have recommended to Trump, to improve his polling numbers and score some quick wins. As always, you are invited to submit your own ideas in this thread as well:
10 – Stop drawing attention to DACA. Give a speech on how you’ve instructed Jeff Sessions and the DOJ to work “night and day” to arrest and deport illegal aliens who wanted on charges, soldiers in the MS13 gang, child traffickers, drug traffickers, etc. “Night and Day”
9 – Invite Putin the White House. While he’s here, hold a press conference and announce that you’ve asked him to end the fighting in Ukraine, and return Crimea to its rightful residents. Putin of course will be flabbergasted, and refuse. But Trump will score points for being tough on Russia.
8 – Seize an Iranian or North Korean ship the next time a missile is launched. Interrogate the crew, and then repatriate them to their nations. Repeat the following month, if it happens again.
7 – Ban offshore drilling as “inherently dangerous for our food supply and coastal areas”. Instead, put renewed efforts into Alaska, shale oil, etc. originating places we don’t typically visit on vacation.
6 – Offer to provide “assistance as requested” if Japan and South Korea feel the need to develop their own Nukes to deter north korea. Since there is legitimate question as to our own reliability in this theater in the event of conflict. Since China will do just about anything to prevent a nuclear armed Japan or South Korea, China may even disarm north korea to set things right.
5 – A unilateral voucher system for parents who live in failing school districts to send their kids to private schools. Fund it be reducing federal grants to state education agencies.
4 – Change the IRS rules to allow “unlimited tax deductions” for donations to local food banks (both corporate donations and individual taxpayer). Save you receipts in case you’re audited
3 – Sentence first time drug use offenders to addiction intervention. Pay for the program with seizures of drug dealer/kingpin/cartel assets.
2 – Auction off every government building which has been vacant for 12 months or longer. Use the money to defray the national debt.
1 – Close gitmo. It’s redundant militarily, and a risk. And also close our embassy/consulate in Havana. Conduct a COMPETENT investigation into how so many of our diplomats were impaired by some sort of device/chemical/poison after relations were normalized. Seize cuban assets to pay for the medical expenses/pain and suffering of those attacked.