Turnout!

[Zam-Zam]

Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fears are growing throughout the nation's capital as record numbers of voters are turning out to polling stations across the country in an effort to end democracy as we know it. Leaders of both parties have been conducting closed-door meetings to determine what should be done.

"In a nation built on democracy, we simply cannot afford to have this many people making their voices heard in a democratic fashion," said one high-ranking member of Congress under the condition of anonymity. "If we let everyone in the country legally vote to choose the nation's leadership, democracy itself may be lost forever. Democracy!"



Complete text: Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy | Babylon Bee


Satire, etc. I figured the nervous folks here could use a good laugh.

 

[RickWA]

Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fears are growing throughout the nation's capital as record numbers of voters are turning out to polling stations across the country in an effort to end democracy as we know it. Leaders of both parties have been conducting closed-door meetings to determine what should be done.

"In a nation built on democracy, we simply cannot afford to have this many people making their voices heard in a democratic fashion," said one high-ranking member of Congress under the condition of anonymity. "If we let everyone in the country legally vote to choose the nation's leadership, democracy itself may be lost forever. Democracy!"



Complete text: Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy | Babylon Bee


Satire, etc. I figured the nervous folks here could use a good laugh.

First…unarmed old, fat, geezerly retirees showed up in DC on 1/6 to overthrow decent order. Then, those same gummers sent a hammer-wielding, Canadian druggie in his tighty-whities to bash some skull(s). And now…it seems they’re hellbent on exercising the voting enterprise to drive representative government away forever.

What’s next? Murder-squares church bingo? Cyanide Cub Scouts bake sales? Richard Simmons’ “Threaten to the Oldies”?

Beware of old, fat, bald, gimpy, toothless, unarmed revolutionaries! Of course, they gotta be home before Matlock reruns…

 

[Zam-Zam]

First…unarmed old, fat, geezerly retirees showed up in DC on 1/6 to overthrow decent order. Then, those same gummers sent a hammer-wielding, Canadian druggie in his tighty-whities to bash some skull(s). And now…it seems they’re hellbent on exercising the voting enterprise to drive representative government away forever.

What’s next? Murder-squares church bingo? Cyanide Cub Scouts bake sales? Richard Simmons’ “Threaten to the Oldies”?

Beware of old, fat, bald, gimpy, toothless, unarmed revolutionaries! Of course, they gotta be home before Matlock reruns…

Them scary threats to Democracy en masse...

 

[RickWA]

Them scary threats to Democracy en masse...

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Escapees from Lawrence Welk Village in San Diego. Headed to the Denny’s Early Bird special…

 

[saltydancin]

Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fears are growing throughout the nation's capital as record numbers of voters are turning out to polling stations across the country in an effort to end democracy as we know it. Leaders of both parties have been conducting closed-door meetings to determine what should be done.
"In a nation built on democracy, we simply cannot afford to have this many people making their voices heard in a democratic fashion," said one high-ranking member of Congress under the condition of anonymity. "If we let everyone in the country legally vote to choose the nation's leadership, democracy itself may be lost forever. Democracy!"
Complete text: Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy | Babylon Bee
Satire, etc. I figured the nervous folks here could use a good laugh.

While in this day and age their Islamidotocracy Peter Principle pyramid scheme of Mohammed pedophilia political pseudoscience as Christiananality pedophilia indulges in suicidal super ego sociospsychopathilogical homicidal human farming in "man is God" rule the earth & destroy the world more perfect union continues to claim "one nation under God with equal justice under law" is going to need more than a drinking parlay ....

 

[RickWA]

While in this day and age their Islamidotocracy Peter Principle pyramid scheme of Mohammed pedophilia political pseudoscience as Christiananality pedophilia indulges in suicidal super ego sociospsychopathilogical homicidal human farming in "man is God" rule the earth & destroy the world more perfect union continues to claim "one nation under God with equal justice under law" is going to need more than a drinking parlay ....

I really DO NOT get the whole concept of those “cake pops” things. Who the heck wants to dump a few bucks on a tiny bite of cake on a stick?

 

[Jack4freedom]

Escapees from Lawrence Welk Village in San Diego. Headed to the Denny’s Early Bird special…

My Mom and Dad had a time share there….She loved that place but quit going when my Dad died….

 

[Jack4freedom]

I really DO NOT get the whole concept of those “cake pops” things. Who the heck wants to dump a few bucks on a tiny bite of cake on a stick?

Just like the new mini corn dogs at Der Wienerschitzel…..Where the hell are we heading as a society?

 

[RickWA]

My Mom and Dad had a time share there….She loved that place but quit going when my Dad died….

Used to drive by it en route to Temecula wineries back in the day. Lived in La Jolla ‘89-93.

 

[RickWA]

Just like the new mini corn dogs at Der Wienerschitzel…..Where the hell are we heading as a society?

It’s nuts! (gotta reply to Salty’s posts with food-related non-sequiturs. For some reason it just speaks to me).

 

[write on]

Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fears are growing throughout the nation's capital as record numbers of voters are turning out to polling stations across the country in an effort to end democracy as we know it. Leaders of both parties have been conducting closed-door meetings to determine what should be done.

"In a nation built on democracy, we simply cannot afford to have this many people making their voices heard in a democratic fashion," said one high-ranking member of Congress under the condition of anonymity. "If we let everyone in the country legally vote to choose the nation's leadership, democracy itself may be lost forever. Democracy!"



Complete text: Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy | Babylon Bee


Satire, etc. I figured the nervous folks here could use a good laugh.

First…unarmed old, fat, geezerly retirees showed up in DC on 1/6 to overthrow decent order. Then, those same gummers sent a hammer-wielding, Canadian druggie in his tighty-whities to bash some skull(s). And now…it seems they’re hellbent on exercising the voting enterprise to drive representative government away forever.

What’s next? Murder-squares church bingo? Cyanide Cub Scouts bake sales? Richard Simmons’ “Threaten to the Oldies”?

Beware of old, fat, bald, gimpy, toothless, unarmed revolutionaries! Of course, they gotta be home before Matlock reruns…

These first to posts are worthy of being published on The Onion.

Made me smile

 

[Sickofleft]

Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fears are growing throughout the nation's capital as record numbers of voters are turning out to polling stations across the country in an effort to end democracy as we know it. Leaders of both parties have been conducting closed-door meetings to determine what should be done.

"In a nation built on democracy, we simply cannot afford to have this many people making their voices heard in a democratic fashion," said one high-ranking member of Congress under the condition of anonymity. "If we let everyone in the country legally vote to choose the nation's leadership, democracy itself may be lost forever. Democracy!"



Complete text: Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy | Babylon Bee


Satire, etc. I figured the nervous folks here could use a good laugh.

So confused, what about the suppression and the Russian bots? Did the Russian bots vote for the Potted plant in PA?...

 

[Spamature]

Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fears are growing throughout the nation's capital as record numbers of voters are turning out to polling stations across the country in an effort to end democracy as we know it. Leaders of both parties have been conducting closed-door meetings to determine what should be done.

"In a nation built on democracy, we simply cannot afford to have this many people making their voices heard in a democratic fashion," said one high-ranking member of Congress under the condition of anonymity. "If we let everyone in the country legally vote to choose the nation's leadership, democracy itself may be lost forever. Democracy!"



Complete text: Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy | Babylon Bee


Satire, etc. I figured the nervous folks here could use a good laugh.

I am proud that America did this well against the Nazis a second time.
But of course it looks worse when America has to fight them on our own soil.

If only Hilter had todays GOP.
They'd out root their "Rootin4Putin" routine, if they had the real Fuhrer to get behind.

 

[Dawg]

I am proud that America did this well against the Nazis a second time.
But of course it looks worse when America has to fight them on our own soil.

If only Hilter had todays GOP.
They'd out root their "Rootin4Putin" routine, if they had the real Fuhrer to get behind.

Why are you calling Abrams a Nazi?
Will she run a 3rd time?

 

[Spamature]

Why are you calling Abrams a Nazi?
Will she run a 3rd time?

If Walker wins, will the GOP leash him when he's in the chamber, or will they let their pet run free among the desks ?

 

[Dawg]

If Walker wins, will the GOP leash him when he's in the chamber, or will they let their pet run free among the desks ?

My gawd you post "boy or negro"
now "pet" because he's Black

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Spamature]

My gawd you post "boy or negro"
now "pet" because he's Black

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Not because he is black.

Did you see him practically sitting on Lindsey's lap as Graham spoke for him in that interview.
I expected Graham to pull out a giant purse like put Herschel in it like Paris Hilton did with her poodle.

Shame on you for thinking blacks are pets, or should be assumed such.
That is just a lack of respect.

 

[Dawg]

Not because he is black.

Did you see him practically sitting on Lindsey's lap as Graham spoke for him in that interview.
I expected Graham to pull out a giant purse like put Herschel in it like Paris Hilton did with her poodle.

Shame on you for thinking blacks are pets, or should be assumed such.
That is just a lack of respect.

You posted he was a "pet"
Now trying to crawfish and cover and you know he's black!

 

[Spamature]

You posted he was a "pet"
Now trying to crawfish and cover and you know he's black!

Obama was a Black senator

Burris was a Black senator

Harris was a Black senator

Warnock is a Black senator

Scott is a Black senator

Booker is a Black senator

Mfume was a Black senator

Mosely Braun was a Black senator

Brooke was a Black senator

I wouldn't consider these political leaders pets.

Walker is an embarrassment, he is a puppet in the GOP's political minstrel show.

 

[Dawg]

Obama was a Black senator

Harris was a Black senator

Warnock is a Black senator

Scott is a Black senator

Booker is a Black senator

Mfume was a Black senator

Mosely Braun was a Black senator

Brooke was a Black senator

I wouldn't consider these political leaders pets.

Walker is an embarrassment, he is a puppet in the GOP's political minstrel show.

You done posted it Boy and it's in black and white
Is Fetterman a "pet"