as seen on tv
Senator
http://onpolitics.usatoday.com/2014/07/07/cuellar-obama-immigration-border-katrina/
Stop laughing. I’m only posting true stories this morning. No more boeing jet fuselages being mistaken for the lock ness monster. I promise. (At least until this afternoon).
To be fair, USA today isn’t the only – or first – media outlet to use the terms “Katrina-Obama-Illegal Aliens” in the same sentence. Google shows there are dozens of articles. But still, just because you read it in all the newspapers doesn’t mean its true, the PJ leftists will point out. I agree. So let’s deconstruct the facts, with a point by point comparison:
1 – Both Katrina and the surge in refugees “might” be the result of climate change. Latino’s fleeing northward, as the sizzling temperatures make it ever harder to eke out a living with traditional crops such as marijuana, and coca leaves. Isn't america experiencing a 10 year cold snap, according to NOAA data released yesterday? That's proably what's bringing them here. Our moderate weather.
2 – Lack of government preparation is now resulting in unsuitable facilities being pressed into service as shelters. With Katrina it was the superdome. For the Honduras Hurricane its everything from vacant walmarts, to schools emptied for the summer, to mothballed, roach infested motels.
3 – The US Army Corps of engineers is somehow to blame. First they built the new orleans levees too low. Now it turns out the Mexican chain link fence is too low, and not complete. Damn them! Damn them to heck, I say! The fence at the white house is high enough and complete. But of course THAT wasn't built by the Army Corps of Engineers.
4 – Bush was insensitive to new orleans and blacks, and hoped they’d die. Obama may have similar intent for whites in Texas, California, and Arizona. Okay – maybe not die immediately. But what’s the end result when you bus in thousands of unemployed aliens with no cash, and turn them loose on the streets after giving them a slip of paper that says “Attencion, amigo! Your court date is October 23 – don’t be late” . . .? My theory is that you get an uptick in burglaries, muggings, carjackings, stabbings, and eventually shootings, as these guys keep improving their arsenals as they advance through various levels in the hit videogame known as “Grand Theft Auto – Machete Man”.
If obama cares so much about the hundreds of thousands of opportunists still streaming towards our border, I say let him start relocating them to DC. See how his “base” likes it. Or Chicago. We already know California is in open rebellion. How about NY? Let Hillary deal with it, since she wants to be president !!
Stop laughing. I’m only posting true stories this morning. No more boeing jet fuselages being mistaken for the lock ness monster. I promise. (At least until this afternoon).
To be fair, USA today isn’t the only – or first – media outlet to use the terms “Katrina-Obama-Illegal Aliens” in the same sentence. Google shows there are dozens of articles. But still, just because you read it in all the newspapers doesn’t mean its true, the PJ leftists will point out. I agree. So let’s deconstruct the facts, with a point by point comparison:
1 – Both Katrina and the surge in refugees “might” be the result of climate change. Latino’s fleeing northward, as the sizzling temperatures make it ever harder to eke out a living with traditional crops such as marijuana, and coca leaves. Isn't america experiencing a 10 year cold snap, according to NOAA data released yesterday? That's proably what's bringing them here. Our moderate weather.
2 – Lack of government preparation is now resulting in unsuitable facilities being pressed into service as shelters. With Katrina it was the superdome. For the Honduras Hurricane its everything from vacant walmarts, to schools emptied for the summer, to mothballed, roach infested motels.
3 – The US Army Corps of engineers is somehow to blame. First they built the new orleans levees too low. Now it turns out the Mexican chain link fence is too low, and not complete. Damn them! Damn them to heck, I say! The fence at the white house is high enough and complete. But of course THAT wasn't built by the Army Corps of Engineers.
4 – Bush was insensitive to new orleans and blacks, and hoped they’d die. Obama may have similar intent for whites in Texas, California, and Arizona. Okay – maybe not die immediately. But what’s the end result when you bus in thousands of unemployed aliens with no cash, and turn them loose on the streets after giving them a slip of paper that says “Attencion, amigo! Your court date is October 23 – don’t be late” . . .? My theory is that you get an uptick in burglaries, muggings, carjackings, stabbings, and eventually shootings, as these guys keep improving their arsenals as they advance through various levels in the hit videogame known as “Grand Theft Auto – Machete Man”.
If obama cares so much about the hundreds of thousands of opportunists still streaming towards our border, I say let him start relocating them to DC. See how his “base” likes it. Or Chicago. We already know California is in open rebellion. How about NY? Let Hillary deal with it, since she wants to be president !!
