as seen on tv
Senator
My top 10 questions about the "fat lesbian" federally funded study . . . (go nuts, top 10 fans) . . .
10 - Has Oprah agreed to participate?
9 – Did they simply purchase the wrong size soda when going to the movies?
8 - Can Michelle Obama’s childhood obesity program also prevent lesbianism?
7 - How come none of the lesbians you see in porn films are fat?
6 – Are some fat women just claiming to be lesbians, in order to stop straight men from hassling them over their weight?
5 - Was this federal study REQUESTED by fat lesbians (self help?) or opposed by them as an unwarranted intrusion on their privacy?
4 - Will any of the findings help explain why so many black men are attracted to obese white women, or will that require an entirely different study? How much will THAT one cost?
3 - Is there a tip line where you can report overweight people – irrespective of sexual orientation – like the one the white house created to identify critics of its policies? Every government program should have an anonymous tip line, IMHO.
2 - Perhaps this problem is best solved through the private sector. Have we considered an XP90 or “Total Gym” infomercial spinoff for lesbians, at no cost to taxpayers?
1 -if we restore the 10% of the fat lesbian project funding which was cut as part of sequestration, how much more quickly can we expect them to "slim down"?
Full disclosure - being fat is no joke. Lesbianism is no joke. And heaven forbid that you mention a fat black woman in any context. Only Tosh.0 can pull this off. If I could figure out how to get away with this, I could be on TV too.
