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Robert O'Rourke pleads with cow to wax his ass, buff his balls.

Discussion in 'Latest Political News and Current Events' started by Nostra, Mar 15, 2019.

  1. Nostra

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    BETO 2020!

    Campaign slogan: "Elect me and I will have a cow scrub your balls".


    :D
    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...asking-a-cow-to-wax-my-ass-and-scrub-my-balls


    :D:D:D
     
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  2. YouCantHandleDaTruth

    YouCantHandleDaTruth Mayor

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    Sounds like something a 16 yr old would do ... this the best MAGA Cult has?!

    They must be sKeered ... next there will be some trope from MAGA Cult about Beto not being white enough or something else stupid.

    Thx
     
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  3. Nostra

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    Robert O'Rourke is whiter than snow.

    You are one of the idiots who fell for his fake nickname, aren't ya?
     
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  4. Nutty Cortez

    Nutty Cortez Woot Woot !!!!!!

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    You mean our libbie cult. We are the ones who fall in lockstep as long as theires a D after someone's name. Even a Tard like me.

    Thanks for being so narrow minded and goose stepping to our cult !
     
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  5. RickWA

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  6. RickWA

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    Uhhh...yeah...how ever did the rest of us normal folks get through our teen years without writing Cow/balls poetry?!?

    Leftists are some weird people.
     
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  7. Nostra

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    When I was 16 I was thinking about 16-18 year old girls, not cows buffing my balls and waxing my ass.................but I'm not judging you.
     
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  8. PhilFish

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    Check this next passage out... Trust me...they'll figure out a way to call this award winning prose from o-dork

    "Oh, Milky wonder, sing for us once more,
    Live your life, everlusting joy.
    Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
    Enjoy my fruits"


    Oh boy
     
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  9. YouCantHandleDaTruth

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    Nostra... those "girls" you say you were dreaming of ... WERE ... cows, your father lied to you ... human women aren't that tall and hairy.

    Again, those are cows and that thing you do to their butts most likely is illegal ...

    Stop that ... that's nasty.

    thx
     
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  10. PhilFish

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    Uh oh ... Look what beto o dork wrote .


    Bestiality plain and simple



    Oh, Milky wonder, sing for us once more,
    Live your life, everlusting joy.
    Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
    Enjoy my fruits
     
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  11. YouCantHandleDaTruth

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    A 16 yr old being 16 ... who cares?

    Thx in advance
     
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  12. PhilFish

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    Dude Beto us into bestiality..


    Oh, Milky wonder, sing for us once more,
    Live your life, everlusting joy.
    Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
    Enjoy my fruits
     
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  13. PhilFish

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    Oooh...

    Ok.


    But cow fucking??
    There's laws.
    Plug their ass they can't fart..I dunno?


    Oh, Milky wonder, sing for us once more,
    Live your life, everlusting joy.
    Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
    Enjoy my fruits
     
  14. PhilFish

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    Beto bangs beastly bovine butt.

    You're welcome in advance.

    (Guard your cows...)
     
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  15. YouCantHandleDaTruth

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    OK, cows shouldn't vote for Beto ... :rolleyes:

    If this is all MAGA Cult has then O'Rouke looks like a winner
     
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  16. Nostra

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    Let's break down your incoherent diatribe of idiocy........

    I didn't say "dreaming of", I said thinking about.

    It should be "were" not "WHERE".

    "human women" is redundant. (look the word up, I'm sure you will need to)

    It should be "hairy" not "harry".

    I'll ignore the rest of your fantasies about what you do with cows butts.
     
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  17. YouCantHandleDaTruth

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    ... thin they sPell check you ... thin you wen.
     
  18. PhilFish

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    Who is maga cult??
     
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  19. Nostra

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    Pretty sure this won't be all that can be used against the Drunk Irish Burglar.

    Within 24 hours of his announcement we find out he wants to run children down with a car, and have weird sex with a cow.

    Can't wait for the next revelation from the lightweight weirdo Dimwinger hero.
     
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