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Wahbooz

Wahbooz

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tonight, as I drove past this little bar. First I see a bumper sticker that said something about 'Bunkerville' yadda yadda yadda, and outside the bar was some crusty looking ridge runner in camo shorts over a belly that looked like it was about to deliver a rhino, a brown t shirt, long scraggly grey beard, and a head of hair that didn't look like it'd been washed in years. Oh yes, and topped off with a camo NRA baseball cap. Oh yes, and a bottle of beer.

Picture that, if you will, and see if the image doesn't make you laugh.

Today in Michigan was not exactly shorts weather either, so maybe he was reloading his anti-freeze inside.
 
Wahbooz said:
tonight, as I drove past this little bar. First I see a bumper sticker that said something about 'Bunkerville' yadda yadda yadda, and outside the bar was some crusty looking ridge runner in camo shorts over a belly that looked like it was about to deliver a rhino, a brown t shirt, long scraggly grey beard, and a head of hair that didn't look like it'd been washed in years. Oh yes, and topped off with a camo NRA baseball cap. Oh yes, and a bottle of beer.

Picture that, if you will, and see if the image doesn't make you laugh.

Today in Michigan was not exactly shorts weather either, so maybe he was reloading his anti-freeze inside.
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Just be glad he wasn't in rear-less chaps.
:)
 
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Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency? ;)​
 
Wahbooz said:
tonight, as I drove past this little bar. First I see a bumper sticker that said something about 'Bunkerville' yadda yadda yadda, and outside the bar was some crusty looking ridge runner in camo shorts over a belly that looked like it was about to deliver a rhino, a brown t shirt, long scraggly grey beard, and a head of hair that didn't look like it'd been washed in years. Oh yes, and topped off with a camo NRA baseball cap. Oh yes, and a bottle of beer.

Picture that, if you will, and see if the image doesn't make you laugh.

Today in Michigan was not exactly shorts weather either, so maybe he was reloading his anti-freeze inside.
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Was this funny to you because it is unusual? You ever seen anything similar? What?

For example I pass a certain bar many times a week and last night, not unlike many, many others, I see all sorts of obummer bumper stickers and outside the bar there is almost always some ashy looking welfare queen in some sweatpants with "Juicy!" across the ass that they never quite cover, reaching well short of a muffin-top belly with so many streach marks it looks like a road map of 40 miles of bad dirt roads, a FUBU t shirt, mustach that needs lining up, and a head of hair so many colors it looked like Walt Disney threw up, topped off with a hot pink NBA baseball cap. Tag still dangling. Oh and yes, with a 40 oz. something in a brown bag.

Picture that, if you will, and see if the image doesn't make you laugh as well.

Today in south Ga. it was near 90 degrees, not exactly sweatpants weather either, so there is no telling what she was reloading inside.

Nothing unusual to me so it didn't come across as particularly funny but, hey, there is no accounting for taste I suppose, enjoy.
 
Wahbooz said:
tonight, as I drove past this little bar. First I see a bumper sticker that said something about 'Bunkerville' yadda yadda yadda, and outside the bar was some crusty looking ridge runner in camo shorts over a belly that looked like it was about to deliver a rhino, a brown t shirt, long scraggly grey beard, and a head of hair that didn't look like it'd been washed in years. Oh yes, and topped off with a camo NRA baseball cap. Oh yes, and a bottle of beer.

Picture that, if you will, and see if the image doesn't make you laugh.

Today in Michigan was not exactly shorts weather either, so maybe he was reloading his anti-freeze inside.
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why should we care what you see at a family reunion?
 
NightSwimmer said:
UPNAY2 isn't racist. He just hates himself some N*****s.

Hell, who don't? AMIRITE??? ;)
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Why do you loons on the left feel the need to inject racism and hate into everything?

Whatabazo posted something about a bunch of negative sterotype things he observed that made him laugh with nary a retort from you, but when I did the same you just had to try to point out the evils of me doing such an ugly thing..........

Why might that be, hoss?

Might it be that you, our apparent champion of political correctness, are of the opinion that it is only ugly to sterotype SOME sub-sets of our society?

A hypocritical liberal? Oh say it ain't so!!!!!!!!!!
 
Colorforms said:
I didn't see where UPNYA mentioned race. Is it your assumption that all welfare queens are black?

You racists crack me up
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good thing I was reading all the posts before responding....I was about to say the same thing! They just assume "welfare queen" would mean black! Lol!
 
Wahbooz said:
tonight, as I drove past this little bar. First I see a bumper sticker that said something about 'Bunkerville' yadda yadda yadda, and outside the bar was some crusty looking ridge runner in camo shorts over a belly that looked like it was about to deliver a rhino, a brown t shirt, long scraggly grey beard, and a head of hair that didn't look like it'd been washed in years. Oh yes, and topped off with a camo NRA baseball cap. Oh yes, and a bottle of beer.

Picture that, if you will, and see if the image doesn't make you laugh.

Today in Michigan was not exactly shorts weather either, so maybe he was reloading his anti-freeze inside.
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Link it or it didn't happen or it was not like what you said it was.
More like an OWS person you embellished on the story didn't you?
 
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yeah - fat people are funny. hold onto that, since you can't ridicule people for their skin color or religion any more. it's about all you've got left
 
as seen on tv said:
yeah - fat people are funny. hold onto that, since you can't ridicule people for their skin color or religion any more. it's about all you've got left
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Everything has a price:

People frequently criticized for being fat, are more likely to either become or stay obese and overweight people are less likely to lose weight if they feel that they are being treated differently because of their size, according to a study conducted by researchers from Florida State University.

The findings of the study were published this week in the journal PLoS ONE.


"Weight discrimination, in addition to being hurtful and demeaning, has real consequences for the individual's physical health," said Angelina Sutin, the study author and a psychologist and assistant professor at the Florida State University College of Medicine in Tallahassee, Fla.


FSU researchers said that 'fattism' can arrive from both hurtful comments and job rejections among others.


http://www.universityherald.com/art...mination-fat-people-gain-overweight-obese.htm
 
I've fought with my weight essentially my entire life. I put on weight easily. It comes off with difficulty. Right now, I'm 5'10'' and about 290. Would I rather be 90 pounds lighter? Yes. Do I think I can realistically get there? No.

I find the entire thing frustrating. I'm not inactive. Although my job is sedentary, I'm as active as my social circle. I ride motorcycles, and climb stairs and do everything my friends do -- but I get fat doing it and they don't.

I've decided not to spend a lot of time worrying about it.
 
Wahbooz said:
tonight, as I drove past this little bar. First I see a bumper sticker that said something about 'Bunkerville' yadda yadda yadda, and outside the bar was some crusty looking ridge runner in camo shorts over a belly that looked like it was about to deliver a rhino, a brown t shirt, long scraggly grey beard, and a head of hair that didn't look like it'd been washed in years. Oh yes, and topped off with a camo NRA baseball cap. Oh yes, and a bottle of beer.

Picture that, if you will, and see if the image doesn't make you laugh.

Today in Michigan was not exactly shorts weather either, so maybe he was reloading his anti-freeze inside.
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That's the sort who will usually tell you that his wife just doesn't look the same anymore. Heard it said.;)
 
trapdoor said:
I've fought with my weight essentially my entire life. I put on weight easily. It comes off with difficulty. Right now, I'm 5'10'' and about 290. Would I rather be 90 pounds lighter? Yes. Do I think I can realistically get there? No.

I find the entire thing frustrating. I'm not inactive. Although my job is sedentary, I'm as active as my social circle. I ride motorcycles, and climb stairs and do everything my friends do -- but I get fat doing it and they don't.

I've decided not to spend a lot of time worrying about it.
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Had the same problem for too many years of my life. From kid on up I dealt with a size range that was ridiculous. It was years of yo-yo dieting and self esteem problems. Found the answer.

Knock off almost all of the simple carbs. Complex carbs are just fine. A little research will help you determine which is which and when you do, you will be pleasantly surprised. Once in a while, a treat of the 'bad' stuff will be OK as long as you don't turn it into dinner. Otherwise it's not a case of you have to eat this or that, it's just a matter of eliminating a few items and you'll do just fine.

Now I've actually been able to stay about the same size for at least 10 or 12 years with no strain.
 
Wahbooz said:
tonight, as I drove past this little bar. First I see a bumper sticker that said something about 'Bunkerville' yadda yadda yadda, and outside the bar was some crusty looking ridge runner in camo shorts over a belly that looked like it was about to deliver a rhino, a brown t shirt, long scraggly grey beard, and a head of hair that didn't look like it'd been washed in years. Oh yes, and topped off with a camo NRA baseball cap. Oh yes, and a bottle of beer.

Picture that, if you will, and see if the image doesn't make you laugh.

Today in Michigan was not exactly shorts weather either, so maybe he was reloading his anti-freeze inside.
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Why is this funny to you? What's this guy's story? Is he homeless? Mentally ill? Just broke? Alcoholic?
What exactly was the thing that amused you?
 
Boltlady said:
Had the same problem for too many years of my life. From kid on up I dealt with a size range that was ridiculous. It was years of yo-yo dieting and self esteem problems. Found the answer.

Knock off almost all of the simple carbs. Complex carbs are just fine. A little research will help you determine which is which and when you do, you will be pleasantly surprised. Once in a while, a treat of the 'bad' stuff will be OK as long as you don't turn it into dinner. Otherwise it's not a case of you have to eat this or that, it's just a matter of eliminating a few items and you'll do just fine.

Now I've actually been able to stay about the same size for at least 10 or 12 years with no strain.
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I've tried that. All it did was leaving me with cravings. Two years ago, I lost about 80 pounds using Alli, which worked, but while I was using it I also worked out five days a week. Basically, my life consisted of my apartment, the office, and the gym/track. I can't do it forever -- I just plain get bored.
 
gigi said:
Why is this funny to you? What's this guy's story? Is he homeless? Mentally ill? Just broke? Alcoholic?
What exactly was the thing that amused you?
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Trust me, he was not homeless. Mentally ill? Maybe, but not certifiable by law.

What did I find so funny? There's lots and lots of them up here. For some reason guys like that think they've got 'a lot of weight to throw around'. Yes, the bars around here draws them in, Rebel flags and all. They're the big men.

 
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