as seen on tv
Senator
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/obama-bob-marley-museum-jamaica-show-of-one-love-with-caribbean/
Hey mon, he’s in Jamaica. For real. And it’s not even the weekend. Allegedly he’s there to “rekindle enthusiasm” which waned after his 2008 election.
Excuse me? Why are taxpayers footing the bill for Obama to boost his popularity in some carribean vacation spot? And if visiting the “Bob Marley Museum” is the way you boost your popularity, does that mean I should recheck my own polls, and see if they’ve gone up? I went there once.
The link above is too polite to claim Obama went to Jamaica to play golf. But you can’t rule it out. Even though we're well into April, the DC area golf courses are still windy and frigid, and they're playing under winter rules. I’ll take a poll though. Which of these top 10 reasons (below) would cause you to ditch work starting Wednesday night, and spend the next 4 days and nights in Jamaica?
10 – Get my hair braided
9 – Escape reporters questions about discrepancies in the Iranian treaty interpretations
8 – High octane tropical rum drinks that you can pay for with beads at an all inclusive resort
7 – Help my kids overcome their asthma brought on global warming (hey, wait – isn’t it even warmer and more humid in Jamaica?)
6 – What happens in Jamaica, stays in Jamaica, unless you take a selfie with your hook up.
5 – Look at vacation property for when I retire in just 21 months and 23 days.
4 – Get my groove back
3 – Conduct an investigation into why toxic insecticides are used to fumigate hotel rooms
2 – Tired of eating leaves and twigs from Michelle’s menu – craving some “jerked meat”, escoviche, and spicy fried Jamaican patties.
1 – Medicinal Ganja