Arkady
President
Once upon a time, a team of professional extortionists issued a ransom notice -- either pay them a million dollars by midnight, October 16, or they'd shoot a hostage. Officials, who'd found themselves repeatedly faced with demands like this and had repeatedly made payments, decided to make a stand this time -- they would give nothing, because they knew giving up anything would simply encourage future hostage-taking. As time ticked down, officials changed their mind and negotiated a small payment for a stay of execution. For $100, the extortionists agreed not to shoot the hostage until early February. Inexplicably, some members of the hostage-taking team were livid at this deal, while the officials patted themselves on the back for having extended the hostage crisis by nearly four months.