as seen on tv
Senator
1. You cannot shoot someone in the back simply for walking away
2. even if they have several felony warrants outstanding, including 3rd degree sexual assault (rape)
3. You cannot shoot an unarmed person in the back OR front, just because they're talking trash to you
4. You cannot kneel on someone's neck while they're already in handcuffs, especially if they appear to be grossly incapacitated by narcotics or liquor
5. Even if they have 7 prior convictions, including armed robbery and assault
6. You cannot engage in a dangerous high speed chase on surface streets, no matter how exciting it is, and how fast you think your cruiser is. Call ahead for 'spike strips".
7. You cannot shoot INTO a vehicle which is stopped or disabled, unless someone is shooting at you in the first place.
8. You cannot offer to let someone off a speeding charge or other traffic violation in exchange for a blowjob
9. You cannot use social media to air your disapproval of blacks, jews, Mexicans, muslims, democrats, or gay people.
10. Treat every suspect, in custody or not, as if they were they mayors son/daughter, right through booking at the precinct house.
Rules for friends and relatives of victims of police misconduct . . .
1. No rioting or looting
2. Don't go on camera to assert that you son was innocent of the crimes he already did time for.
3. If you see mobs rioting or looting, and they're not you're own race, consider that your tragedy is possibly being exploited by someone for their own gain.
4. Urge people to take revenge at the ballot box, if reform has been slow in coming to your community.
5. avoid photo ops with out of town preachers
6. avoid signing big dollar wrongful death contracts with the first out of town lawyer you meet.
7. consider "weapons return day" if you have illegal handguns in your home which others might get ahold of - especially teens.
8. Assume you're being followed, and that your phones are illegally tapped, to impugn your character by publicizing what you say and do.
9. Be better than those who have injured you.
10. If you get a large cash award from the city or county for police misconduct, consider setting most or all of it aside for the deceased victim's children. They'll need it more than you will.
2. even if they have several felony warrants outstanding, including 3rd degree sexual assault (rape)
3. You cannot shoot an unarmed person in the back OR front, just because they're talking trash to you
4. You cannot kneel on someone's neck while they're already in handcuffs, especially if they appear to be grossly incapacitated by narcotics or liquor
5. Even if they have 7 prior convictions, including armed robbery and assault
6. You cannot engage in a dangerous high speed chase on surface streets, no matter how exciting it is, and how fast you think your cruiser is. Call ahead for 'spike strips".
7. You cannot shoot INTO a vehicle which is stopped or disabled, unless someone is shooting at you in the first place.
8. You cannot offer to let someone off a speeding charge or other traffic violation in exchange for a blowjob
9. You cannot use social media to air your disapproval of blacks, jews, Mexicans, muslims, democrats, or gay people.
10. Treat every suspect, in custody or not, as if they were they mayors son/daughter, right through booking at the precinct house.
Rules for friends and relatives of victims of police misconduct . . .
1. No rioting or looting
2. Don't go on camera to assert that you son was innocent of the crimes he already did time for.
3. If you see mobs rioting or looting, and they're not you're own race, consider that your tragedy is possibly being exploited by someone for their own gain.
4. Urge people to take revenge at the ballot box, if reform has been slow in coming to your community.
5. avoid photo ops with out of town preachers
6. avoid signing big dollar wrongful death contracts with the first out of town lawyer you meet.
7. consider "weapons return day" if you have illegal handguns in your home which others might get ahold of - especially teens.
8. Assume you're being followed, and that your phones are illegally tapped, to impugn your character by publicizing what you say and do.
9. Be better than those who have injured you.
10. If you get a large cash award from the city or county for police misconduct, consider setting most or all of it aside for the deceased victim's children. They'll need it more than you will.