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Senator
One of the great things about 21st century physics is that the universe is not “settled science”. There might not be just one universe. There might be an infinite number of them, with only minor degrees of difference between them in some cases.
Let’s visit the imaginary universe where Kate Steinle – who happens to be black in this one – was shot on San Francisco’s Pier 14 by a 6 time loser/illegal immigrant named Jose Jimenez Garcia Zapata.
As in our universe, the San Francisco police staunchly defend harboring a violent fugitive with previoius convictions. The court appoints an attorney, since Zapata has no money or property, except for the gun he stole, and used to shoot Steinle. A jury of 12 citizens is empaneled.
Does the alternative universe jury ALSO find Jose not guilty? Or are they worried about the potential for riots (like those which took place in Baltimore, Cleveland, etc) consuming their lovely city, and maybe even reducing their property values?
I have a theory as to how they’d rule. And I probably don’t need to share it.
And if I’m right, the frightening part is that we’re not living in the right universe. It’s the one with the crazy, illogical outcomes.
