WHO SAYS MEN DO NOT REMEMBER?
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed and as the wife walked through one of the stores she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.
She was concerned so she called his mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."
He replied, "Well, I'm in the bar next door."
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THIS LADY HAD A WONDERFUL DREAM
One morning, after she woke up, a woman told her husband,
"I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?"
"Maybe you'll find out tonight…," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled: "The Meaning of Dreams."
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