Barbella
Senator
They somehow jump (off the kitchen table?) (the couch?) (off the kitchen counter?) into the hands of toddlers and kill people while their parents are either drunk, stoned, or watching some stupid reality show. It doesn't matter in the least that, had the gun been in a gun cabinet, or at the very least up high in a closet where NO TODDLER could ever reach it. No... it's not the parents' fault. It's the NRA's fault, and "wingers" (whatever the hell that's even supposed to be...).
Truth. Ask any liberal.
Truth. Ask any liberal.