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I want to marry my neighbor's collie

NICKEL-PLATED

NICKEL-PLATED

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I'm "evolving" into a "progressive" so I'm sure it will be approved....she's a wonderful friend, doesn't mind me watching ball games, and has never bitten me, which is more than I can say for my last wife (a human female).

Now there are those who say we shouldn't mate outside our species and I agree with that. I have no desire to have sex with this dog for heavan's sake! It will be totally platonic even when she's in heat. Oh, here's a pic of Eileen:

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You can see why I'm enamored with her. She's wormed and had all her shots too.

So, as soon as the Supremes have licensed the mentally ill to marry, I say I should be allowed to take Eileen as my lawfully wedded wife.
 
Welcome "new poster" ... WELCOME!! :lol:

Yes, bestiality is a LOT like homosexuality (in WingnutWorld i guess) :rolleyes:
 
She is lovely, Dear.
But unless she is able to say "yes, I want to marry [insert your name here]" in some human language and sign her name at least with an X made by her own hand with no help, then I would vote nix/nyet/ NO to your being able to marry her.
 
Damn Fair.. it would appear that our "new poster" is into both bestiality AND the gay.

Maybe he can pray it all away? :D

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Ya know I have a friend who used to used to work in a health referral call center and was appalled that one guy called in and said his dog was "hung up in him". I had to think about that one for a second.

My friend is a die hard Democrat and I gave her a lecture, "you are a Democrat and should have a an open mind about such things even more so considering you are in the health service industry".
 
NICKEL-PLATED said:
I asked her over a candlelight dinner of Alpo and a bottle of sparkling water...she wagged her tail enthusiastically so I took that as a "yes".
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She is a beauty,but dogs wag their tales at everything! I would be sure to get that in writing if I were you!

Welcome to you both.
 
MaryAnne said:
She is a beauty,but dogs wag their tales at everything! I would be sure to get that in writing if I were you!

Welcome to you both.
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Thanks... she can shake, fetch, play dead, and yodel to Kid Rock tunes but she can't write yet....I'm enrolling her in night school after we get hitched.
 
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