IF CHRIST CAME TO YOUR DOOR

[squareshot]

If Christ came to your door would you welcome him in if He was dressed as He would have been in his day.

 

[NightSwimmer]

We had a Tooth Fairy show up last Halloween. I gave her candy, but didn't invite her in.

 

[Corruptbuddha]

If Christ came to your door would you welcome him in if He was dressed as He would have been in his day.

Jesus comes to my door every week.

He's the gardener.

 

[squareshot]

Jesus comes to my door every week.

He's the gardener.

Really CB, and does he do your flower gardens around your palace.

 

[Corruptbuddha]

Really CB, and does he do your flower gardens around your palace.

No flowers...but he cuts the grass in that diagonal way...leaves it looking SHARP!

Totally worth 50 bucks a month.

 

[GordonGecko]

If Christ came to your door would you welcome him in if He was dressed as He would have been in his day.

How would I know it's Him? "in his day"...they didn't have drivers' licenses or ID???

 

[ya-ta-hey]

If Christ came to your door would you welcome him in if He was dressed as He would have been in his day.

Mr. Square,

Not likely that will happen soon, as he done left Chicago, bound for New Orleans, moving from end to end, and all points inbetween. True, after he leaves Mississippi, he'll head out here to California, to the forests and the pines.

No matter, because if I don't see him in person, he'll see me just the same. I'm not really worried, because taking care of business is his name.

 

[squareshot]

We had a Tooth Fairy show up last Halloween. I gave her candy, but didn't invite her in.

I have heard that He might be dressed as anything. Maybe you should have invited Her in.

 

[squareshot]

Mr. Square,

Not likely that will happen soon, as he done left Chicago, bound for New Orleans, moving from end to end, and all points inbetween. True, after he leaves Mississippi, he'll head out here to California, to the forests and the pines.

No matter, because if I don't see him in person, he'll see me just the same. I'm not really worried, because taking care of business is his name.

Tell me what was He driving.

 

[NightSwimmer]

Mr. Square,

Not likely that will happen soon, as he done left Chicago, bound for New Orleans, moving from end to end, and all points inbetween. True, after he leaves Mississippi, he'll head out here to California, to the forests and the pines.

No matter, because if I don't see him in person, he'll see me just the same. I'm not really worried, because taking care of business is his name.

You must have a pocket full of change?

 

[Corruptbuddha]

Mr. Square,

Not likely that will happen soon, as he done left Chicago, bound for New Orleans, moving from end to end, and all points inbetween. True, after he leaves Mississippi, he'll head out here to California, to the forests and the pines.

No matter, because if I don't see him in person, he'll see me just the same. I'm not really worried, because taking care of business is his name.

Will he be wearing cheap sunglasses? And is he looking for tush?

 

[squareshot]

How would I know it's Him? "in his day"...they didn't have drivers' licenses or ID???

Boy! I bet the law would love to catch a long haired hippie type dressed in sackcloth and sandals, with no license or I.D especially one who looked like an arab with a shaggy beard.

 

[squareshot]

Jesus comes to my door every week.

He's the gardener.

That in Hispanic terms is Heysuse,

 

[GordonGecko]

Boy! I bet the law would love to catch a long haired hippie type dressed in sackcloth and sandals, with no license or I.D especially one who looked like an arab with a shaggy beard.

Wouldn't call the cops on him....unless he wouldn't leave. But how the heck would you answer this question as phrased? He could be some delusional psychotic....no way of knowing.

 

[Jen]

If Christ came to your door would you welcome him in if He was dressed as He would have been in his day.

I know Jesus and he knows me so of course he would be invited in.

 

[squareshot]

Wouldn't call the cops on him....unless he wouldn't leave. But how the heck would you answer this question as phrased? He could be some delusional psychotic....no way of knowing.

Good point! And He could be carrying an Ak47 under those robes.

 

[squareshot]

I know Jesus and he knows me so of course he would be invited in.

And assume He had been walking in the desert for a few days and didn't smell very good, and since He had no tooth brush, his breath was horrid. Would you still invite Him in

 

[squareshot]

Mr. Square,

Not likely that will happen soon, as he done left Chicago, bound for New Orleans, moving from end to end, and all points inbetween. True, after he leaves Mississippi, he'll head out here to California, to the forests and the pines.

No matter, because if I don't see him in person, he'll see me just the same. I'm not really worried, because taking care of business is his name.

Ok what ever.

 

[Jen]

And assume He had been walking in the desert for a few days and didn't smell very good, and since He had no tooth brush, his breath was horrid. Would you still invite Him in

Of course. As I said, I would recognize Jesus instantly and he would recognize me and outward looks or smells would mean nothing...... I'm sure I would hug him, stink and all.

 

[squareshot]

Of course. As I said, I would recognize Jesus instantly and he would recognize me and outward looks or smells would mean nothing...... I'm sure I would hug him, stink and all.

Good enough! I hope He comes to your door and not mine.