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Boltlady

Governor
The elections may be tomorrow but because of some ridiculous allowances by some states it will be several days before we can find out who won them all. It shouldn't be that difficult to work out ways for all of the votes to be counted by the end of that day. Other countries seem to be able to do it.
 
Deja vue

An Indiana election office reportedly ejected a Democrat poll worker over allegations that he had pressured poll-goers against voting for certain candidates and even pre-selected Democrats on voting machines last week, according to the Hamilton County Republican Party.

 
True. Counting will stop only when the Democrats have enough to "win".

Until that time, pipes might burst, people will just be told to go home.......

Ya now Democracy.

There is concern..

Democrats Worried Republicans May Take Lead Beyond Margin Of Cheating

U.S. — As Republicans continue to expand their leads in polling across the country, Democrats are worried that the leads may soon grow beyond the normal margin of Democrat cheating.

"Yeah, normally our big-city vote harvesting machines and slimy election procedures are good for a bump of a few percentage points, but Republican poll numbers may have even grown beyond that," said a visibly nervous DNC Chair Jaime Harrison, (they/them). "I don't understand why people care more about feeding their kids than they do about voting in literal mega-MAGA, far-right, Nazi, alt-right, white supremacist, Nazi, fascist-adjacent Nazis. It could be the end of democracy!"

DNC operatives are hoping to close the gap by promising free abortions and gender-affirming care, as well as by sending tons of unsolicited emails to millions of voters begging for more money to save Nancy Pelosi's job.

Democrats warn that if Republicans gain control of Congress, it will be the end of democracy until the next election in 2024.




Democrats Worried Republicans May Take Lead Beyond Margin Of Cheating | Babylon Bee


Satire warnings still apply.
 
There is concern..

Democrats Worried Republicans May Take Lead Beyond Margin Of Cheating

U.S. — As Republicans continue to expand their leads in polling across the country, Democrats are worried that the leads may soon grow beyond the normal margin of Democrat cheating.

"Yeah, normally our big-city vote harvesting machines and slimy election procedures are good for a bump of a few percentage points, but Republican poll numbers may have even grown beyond that," said a visibly nervous DNC Chair Jaime Harrison, (they/them). "I don't understand why people care more about feeding their kids than they do about voting in literal mega-MAGA, far-right, Nazi, alt-right, white supremacist, Nazi, fascist-adjacent Nazis. It could be the end of democracy!"

DNC operatives are hoping to close the gap by promising free abortions and gender-affirming care, as well as by sending tons of unsolicited emails to millions of voters begging for more money to save Nancy Pelosi's job.

Democrats warn that if Republicans gain control of Congress, it will be the end of democracy until the next election in 2024.




Democrats Worried Republicans May Take Lead Beyond Margin Of Cheating | Babylon Bee


Satire warnings still apply.

Actually it looked very much like the Dems had themselves covered with a "Margin of Cheating" when Trump beat out Hillary in 2016. He was able to outfox them by going after the Electoral College vote instead of just popular vote. That's why there was so much screaming and crying going on because they were so sure they had 'taken care' of everything.
 
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