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Is it the Jim Beam or is it really me? ( Rant from hell and back )

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As I sit here creating this thread under the influence of Jim Beam, I just wanted to let go with a drunken rant from hell...

You know as I have been part of the Slate and this site I have to admit that both have been filled with some worthless trolls including myself, but damn it man it pisses me off to read the worthless nonsense that is posted here daily...

The new owner wonders why he can not attract new posters while not understanding the fact that his site is filled with trolls that would run any sane person off the moment they read a thread calling out the GOP or DNC as racist hypocrites and trying to connect a Nazi that killed three Jewish people in Kansas to either political party while leaving out the fact the insane bastard belonged to no political party when he did the killings, but damn it man he was once a democrat and republican so let just make it about him and one or the other political party, right?

How is it that so many losers can post daily about nonsense and not off themself?

I mean many of you mind rape me daily with your partisan whore nonsense and offer nothing to really read except from time to time someone like Figjam, Min, or the mods offer something really worthy to read, but the most of you offer nothing but partsian bullshit that make me wish you would just bash your computer or mobile device in and save me the trouble of reading your pure partisan bullshit...

Now before you start crying remember this thread is a rant, and many of you know my rants are known to insult both sides and just not one or the other, so grow some balls and stop being a damn kunt will ya!!!

I mean how is it that many of you see the evil of one party but not the evil within your own political party?

Are you that abtuse to reality or is it that Maddow and Limabuagh has your brain in their ass and they fart what you really need to know?

Are you so blinded by your party hate for the other side you can not see the failure within your own political party?

Do you whore your vote out to the political party of choice in hopes that it will do your bidding and if not you whore it out again while knowing you're a moronic pawn in it game?

Hey stupid wake up and smell the damn coffee and remove your head from the ass of your political party because both are worthless whores that tell you they love you a long time until they get your vote and tell you to screw off until the next election cycle...

I know some will claim lesser of two evils or claim they're a Libertarian that follows Rachel Maddow, DailyKos, or some othe Progressive Liberal site while ignoring their own Political party consider them as a nutter not worth caring about except during election season, or they could be a Hannity watching, Limbaugh listening, or Drudge Report reading moron that sells their vote to any tea panty nutter that will tell them what they want to read or hear...

So what is my rant really about?

The fact is that many of you are worthles whores for your political party and please get upset and cry because many of you still can not see the wrong from your political party while bashing the other side because your a mindless drone whore that can not think for yourself...

With that I bid some of you a F' you and the rest please know that I enjoy some of you but the rest of you are moronic retards that should be aborted and before a mod come in and changes this thread remember this thread and comments did not name anyone and if someone objects to what I wrote then maybe they should be tested for the thin skin they suffer from and not change my thread to appease the worthless hack that cried...

Jim Beam and I say thank you for your time and remember this is the humour section of the PJ but I am sure many of you have no humour at all...
 
I'll read the rant in a few minutes, but right now I'm gonna say "Jim Beam"

If you say Jim Beam three times really fast while listening to me it is me Margret by Ray Stevens I promise to tell you how wonderful you are...:eek:
 
As I sit here creating this thread under the influence of Jim Beam, I just wanted to let go with a drunken rant from hell...

You know as I have been part of the Slate and this site I have to admit that both have been filled with some worthless trolls including myself, but damn it man it pisses me off to read the worthless nonsense that is posted here daily...

The new owner wonders why he can not attract new posters while not understanding the fact that his site is filled with trolls that would run any sane person off the moment they read a thread calling out the GOP or DNC as racist hypocrites and trying to connect a Nazi that killed three Jewish people in Kansas to either political party while leaving out the fact the insane bastard belonged to no political party when he did the killings, but damn it man he was once a democrat and republican so let just make it about him and one or the other political party, right?

How is it that so many losers can post daily about nonsense and not off themself?

I mean many of you mind rape me daily with your partisan whore nonsense and offer nothing to really read except from time to time someone like Figjam, Min, or the mods offer something really worthy to read, but the most of you offer nothing but partsian bullshit that make me wish you would just bash your computer or mobile device in and save me the trouble of reading your pure partisan bullshit...

Now before you start crying remember this thread is a rant, and many of you know my rants are known to insult both sides and just not one or the other, so grow some balls and stop being a damn kunt will ya!!!

I mean how is it that many of you see the evil of one party but not the evil within your own political party?

Are you that abtuse to reality or is it that Maddow and Limabuagh has your brain in their ass and they fart what you really need to know?

Are you so blinded by your party hate for the other side you can not see the failure within your own political party?

Do you whore your vote out to the political party of choice in hopes that it will do your bidding and if not you whore it out again while knowing you're a moronic pawn in it game?

Hey stupid wake up and smell the damn coffee and remove your head from the ass of your political party because both are worthless whores that tell you they love you a long time until they get your vote and tell you to screw off until the next election cycle...

I know some will claim lesser of two evils or claim they're a Libertarian that follows Rachel Maddow, DailyKos, or some othe Progressive Liberal site while ignoring their own Political party consider them as a nutter not worth caring about except during election season, or they could be a Hannity watching, Limbaugh listening, or Drudge Report reading moron that sells their vote to any tea panty nutter that will tell them what they want to read or hear...

So what is my rant really about?

The fact is that many of you are worthles whores for your political party and please get upset and cry because many of you still can not see the wrong from your political party while bashing the other side because your a mindless drone whore that can not think for yourself...

With that I bid some of you a F' you and the rest please know that I enjoy some of you but the rest of you are moronic retards that should be aborted and before a mod come in and changes this thread remember this thread and comments did not name anyone and if someone objects to what I wrote then maybe they should be tested for the thin skin they suffer from and not change my thread to appease the worthless hack that cried...

Jim Beam and I say thank you for your time and remember this is the humour section of the PJ but I am sure many of you have no humour at all...

Nah..................wasn't Jim Beam. If it had been Jim Beam you woulda been saying "I love ya, I love ya all, ya bastids." And the rest would have been that basic thing over and over again.

Why am I here? Well, for one thing I know these people and so why leave?

Meh.

That's all it is.
 
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As I sit here creating this thread under the influence of Jim Beam, I just wanted to let go with a drunken rant from hell...

You know as I have been part of the Slate and this site I have to admit that both have been filled with some worthless trolls including myself, but damn it man it pisses me off to read the worthless nonsense that is posted here daily...

The new owner wonders why he can not attract new posters while not understanding the fact that his site is filled with trolls that would run any sane person off the moment they read a thread calling out the GOP or DNC as racist hypocrites and trying to connect a Nazi that killed three Jewish people in Kansas to either political party while leaving out the fact the insane bastard belonged to no political party when he did the killings, but damn it man he was once a democrat and republican so let just make it about him and one or the other political party, right?

How is it that so many losers can post daily about nonsense and not off themself?

I mean many of you mind rape me daily with your partisan whore nonsense and offer nothing to really read except from time to time someone like Figjam, Min, or the mods offer something really worthy to read, but the most of you offer nothing but partsian bullshit that make me wish you would just bash your computer or mobile device in and save me the trouble of reading your pure partisan bullshit...

Now before you start crying remember this thread is a rant, and many of you know my rants are known to insult both sides and just not one or the other, so grow some balls and stop being a damn kunt will ya!!!

I mean how is it that many of you see the evil of one party but not the evil within your own political party?

Are you that abtuse to reality or is it that Maddow and Limabuagh has your brain in their ass and they fart what you really need to know?

Are you so blinded by your party hate for the other side you can not see the failure within your own political party?

Do you whore your vote out to the political party of choice in hopes that it will do your bidding and if not you whore it out again while knowing you're a moronic pawn in it game?

Hey stupid wake up and smell the damn coffee and remove your head from the ass of your political party because both are worthless whores that tell you they love you a long time until they get your vote and tell you to screw off until the next election cycle...

I know some will claim lesser of two evils or claim they're a Libertarian that follows Rachel Maddow, DailyKos, or some othe Progressive Liberal site while ignoring their own Political party consider them as a nutter not worth caring about except during election season, or they could be a Hannity watching, Limbaugh listening, or Drudge Report reading moron that sells their vote to any tea panty nutter that will tell them what they want to read or hear...

So what is my rant really about?

The fact is that many of you are worthles whores for your political party and please get upset and cry because many of you still can not see the wrong from your political party while bashing the other side because your a mindless drone whore that can not think for yourself...

With that I bid some of you a F' you and the rest please know that I enjoy some of you but the rest of you are moronic retards that should be aborted and before a mod come in and changes this thread remember this thread and comments did not name anyone and if someone objects to what I wrote then maybe they should be tested for the thin skin they suffer from and not change my thread to appease the worthless hack that cried...

Jim Beam and I say thank you for your time and remember this is the humour section of the PJ but I am sure many of you have no humour at all...

Excellent rant. Maybe we should have a forum sectin for "Rants" and then grade them on how good they are.
 
One of the best rants I've read! And sooooooooooooooooooo true (even if it is Jim Beam talking :) ). I've always said both party's are crooked as hell....
 
Mr. Jack,

Have you ever thought of drinking a better class of whiskey?

I have but why waste the money on what I will piss out in the morning?

Jim and I get along very well unlike Jack that make me vomit... Now I do love the Irish Bushmills, but again Jim has been a really good friend of mine...
 
Excellent rant. Maybe we should have a forum sectin for "Rants" and then grade them on how good they are.

Would love it but becareful because not all rants are colourful...
 
I have but why waste the money on what I will piss out in the morning?

Jim and I get along very well unlike Jack that make me vomit... Now I do love the Irish Bushmills, but again Jim has been a really good friend of mine...

Mr. Jack,

Bourbon and I do not get along, yet I am rather fond of rye. Go figure.

I should talk, my go to drink in the bar is either a rye old fashion, or my fall back, CC rocks.

Speaking of rot gut, my girlfriend was cleaning out her elderly aunt's house, and in her cupboard were an at least 30 year old bottle of Seagrams 7, and 30 year old bottle of Christian Brothers brandy, which I snatched. It's amazing how 30 years in the bottle improves both.....smooth like you wouldn't believe.
 
Mr. Jack,

Bourbon and I do not get along, yet I am rather fond of rye. Go figure.

I should talk, my go to drink in the bar is either a rye old fashion, or my fall back, CC rocks.

Speaking of rot gut, my girlfriend was cleaning out her elderly aunt's house, and in her cupboard were an at least 30 year old bottle of Seagrams 7, and 30 year old bottle of Christian Brothers brandy, which I snatched. It's amazing how 30 years in the bottle improves both.....smooth like you wouldn't believe.

Nice. My brother came across an entire case of Glenlivet my grandfather had stashed sometime back in the late 1960s, before I was even born. The lucky bastard claimed finder's keepers on it, but mercifully consented to give me one bottle. I'm looking forward to opening it...
 
Nice. My brother came across an entire case of Glenlivet my grandfather had stashed sometime back in the late 1960s, before I was even born. The lucky bastard claimed finder's keepers on it, but mercifully consented to give me one bottle. I'm looking forward to opening it...

Mr. Martian,

drool....
 
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