Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that
our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal
state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering
me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what
I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars
and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this
problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.